This troll sucks. Can someone a bit more comedic please take it over?
I can't. I'm writing my elephant Ella Fitzgerald a letter for her birthday. I have to FedEx it overnight to the Columbus Zoo so she knows I love her. She's getting a great care package from her mommy.
__________________ I am a woman, I make mistakes. I make them often. God has given me a talent and that's it. ~ Jill Scott