Delta Sigma Theta and U of Alabama -a connection?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by Senusret I

1) I thought I was the only person who said "Forever and ever. Amen!"

2) Now, do you "adopt" the elephants and visit them at the zoo? Or do you get to actually keep them?

Your Carnations must be proud!

We only pay $1 per year to board them at the zoo, but yes they are ours to keep forever and ever. Amen. Our initiation ceremony takes place at the zoo and if your chapter does at least 40,000 hours of services each year? Your $1 is waived and the chapter gets a free trip to Africa.

And our jewel? The tusk of an elephant on barbed wire to display our real STRENGTH.

[Senusret I]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

We only pay $1 per year to board them at the zoo, but yes they are ours to keep forever and ever. Amen. Our initiation ceremony takes place at the zoo and if your chapter does at least 40,000 hours of services each year? Your $1 is waived and the chapter gets a free trip to Africa.

And our jewel? The tusk of an elephant on barbed wire to display our real STRENGTH.

WOW!

Do Delta Beaux get the same privileges? If so, where do I sign up?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by Senusret I

WOW!

Do Delta Beaux get the same privileges? If so, where do I sign up?

Delta Beaux are the tenders to the elephant poop only.

[Senusret I]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

Delta Beaux are the tenders to the elephant poop only.

To heck with that, I'm happy being an Alpha/APO then.

[FutureGreek1]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

And when we get initiated? The zoo gives each of us our own elephants to have forever and ever. Amen!

Originally Posted by Senusret I

1) I thought I was the only person who said "Forever and ever. Amen!"

2) Now, do you "adopt" the elephants and visit them at the zoo? Or do you get to actually keep them?

Your Carnations must be proud!

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

We only pay $1 per year to board them at the zoo, but yes they are ours to keep forever and ever. Amen. Our initiation ceremony takes place at the zoo and if your chapter does at least 40,000 hours of services each year? Your $1 is waived and the chapter gets a free trip to Africa.

And our jewel? The tusk of an elephant on barbed wire to display our real STRENGTH.

Originally Posted by Senusret I

WOW!

Do Delta Beaux get the same privileges? If so, where do I sign up?

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

Delta Beaux are the tenders to the elephant poop only.

This dialogue does not sound too realistic. I don't know much about greek orgs, but I'm almost positive they are connected to schools, not the zoo! I don't even think adopting elephants is legal.

What is Delta Beaux, Mr. I? Is that a greek and french organization hybrid? I have question. I didn't know there were such things as French letter societies. Tell me more. Where can I find info?

[ΑΓΔSquirrelGirl]

Hey CrimsonTide4.

I like you. You're funny. The end.

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by FutureGreek1

This dialogue does not sound too realistic. I don't know much about greek orgs, but I'm almost positive they are connected to schools, not the zoo! I don't even think adopting elephants is legal.

What is Delta Beaux, Mr. I? Is that a greek and french organization hybrid? I have question. I didn't know there were such things as French letter societies. Tell me more. Where can I find info?

They made a special circumstance for Deltas and elephants. Otherwise, it is illegal.
You could try the Da Vinci Code for other French letter societies.

[1908Revelations]

Originally Posted by centaur532

They made a special circumstance for Deltas and elephants. Otherwise, it is illegal.
You could try the Da Vinci Code for other French letter societies.

I am not sure, but does Alpha Phi Alpha get to adopt apes from the zoo?? Especially since Delta gets an exception to the rule. I love my sister greeks because they allow people to feed the elephants in the summer.

[AKA_Monet]

Here comes my truck unloading the neutering, I mean neutralizing spray for Trolls. (screwing in nozzles, checking the pressure gauges, and flipping the tank emitters).

It will be emitted as a foam and you would ooze with humility...

[CrimsonTide4]

Future Greek, I forgot to tell you more about Delta.
We are each shareholders in Delta airlines and Delta faucets! So we all fly for free on Delta airlines AND we charge the other Greeks three times the price to fly our airlines. Other Greeks who have Delta in their name get a discount too, but DST negotiated first so we get top tier discounts so we can go visit our elephants more often -- if Delta is first in their name, they save 50%, if it is 2nd, they save 25% and if it is 3rd, they save 10% but Delta Delta Delta saves 88%.

Hope this helps.

[Lady of Pearl]

Y'all know your wrong Y'all know your wrong--SMH do your research sweetie.

[delph998]

How did I miss this?! Great humor!

[FutureGreek1]

Originally Posted by Lady of Pearl

Y'all know your wrong Y'all know your wrong--SMH do your research sweetie.

Did you know that you said that twice? That is symptomatic of very poor short-term memory. How old are you? If you are over 65, please get screened for the early stages of Alzheimer's Disease. Please report to the local medical place.

[neosoul]

Originally Posted by FutureGreek1

What is Delta Beaux, Mr. I? Is that a greek and french organization hybrid? I have question. I didn't know there were such things as French letter societies.

I REFUSE to go any further

[AnchorAlumna]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

We only pay $1 per year to board them at the zoo, but yes they are ours to keep forever and ever. Amen. Our initiation ceremony takes place at the zoo and if your chapter does at least 40,000 hours of services each year? Your $1 is waived and the chapter gets a free trip to Africa. And our jewel? The tusk of an elephant on barbed wire to display our real STRENGTH.

FOFLMAO!!! CrimsonTide4, I LUV YOU! (BTW, I believe ya'll occupied our old house on Bama's campus at one time). Roll Tide!