Masturbating trespasser booted from Pike house

[TheFratBoyNews]

A reader on my site apparently witnessed it and wrote this, amongst other things:

"I'd love to make it out that she was a hottie, she was freakin' disgusting--thin but she looked like she'd spent a few days with Edward Scissorhands."

Makes my laugh, and my stomach churn, at the same time.

[starang21]

Originally Posted by TheFratBoyNews

"I'd love to make it out that she was a hottie, she was freakin' disgusting--thin but she looked like she'd spent a few days with Edward Scissorhands."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

if she was cute, the cops might not have been called