Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[33girl]

DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE WHATSOEVER WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT???

[SydneyK]

Let's see if we can find your inside voice. Seriously, there's no need to talk so loudly. We get it. You went on a hot date and got some action. Wow. You don't need to broadcast it to the entire floor. Some of us actually work here. (But I'm obviously not one of them since I'm posting on GC right now!)

[AlphaFrog]

Could you be a bigger bitch?

John Cena has something to say to you:
http://enforcer88.en.funpic.de/4imag...na_STFU_01.jpg

STFU!


ETA: WTF??? Who turned the IMG Code off in this forum?

[Taualumna]

At my old job:

We are not machines. You can't just tell us to work whenever you need us to work. Even if you're paying us extra. We have lives outside of the office. Oh, and even if we WERE machines, we could crash.

[tnxbutterfly]

I thought we were a lot more mature then the 2yr olds we teach. But unfortunately our environment is a big old high school clique. Today just reinforoced what my role is. If you want her to have my job,she can have it. I'm done. Finished. Stick a fork in me. I thought I could stick it out till May 25th,but I'm rolling out on you binches April 27th.