Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[GeekyPenguin]

YOU ARE A TENURED PROFESSOR STOP SLAMMING THE DOOR SO HARD STUFF FALLS OFF MY DESK YOU MAKE A BAJILLION DOLLARS AND YOUR HUSBAND MAKES A BAJILLION AND HAS FEDERAL BENEFITS AND YOU BOTH MADE A OOKAGILLION AT THE FIRM YOU WERE AT BEFORE SO EITHER STOP SLAMMING THE DOOR OR USE SOME OF YOUR MILLIONS TO BUY THOSE PADS THAT MAKE IT QUIET OR A RESEARCH ASSISTANT WILL GO POSTAL ON YOU.

[tnxbutterfly]

You must not know bout me. You must not know bout me. I can have another job in a minute....

[AGDee]

I used to love this job. What is with this daily battle to make myself go in???? Today, we get to sit through a 2 hour mandatory staff meeting analyzing the employee opinion survey. Next employee opinion survey, I'm saying something about stupid 2 hour meetings to analyze employee opinion surveys. The only item that was ranked very low for our department was pay. So, give us raises and leave us alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We only care about the money. That's why we work. If we had unlimited funds, we wouldn't bother working, seriously.

[1908Revelations]

Instead of giving 'the look' I would rather say.....Shut the FCUK UP!!!!!!!!

Especially to this one teacher who is dying to know if I am involved with Mr. 6th grade teacher.....you really need some business or your own!

[NinjaPoodle]

Originally Posted by GeekyPenguin

..YOU MAKE A BAJILLION DOLLARS AND YOUR HUSBAND MAKES A BAJILLION AND HAS FEDERAL BENEFITS AND YOU BOTH MADE A OOKAGILLION AT THE FIRM YOU WERE AT BEFORE SO EITHER STOP SLAMMING THE DOOR OR USE SOME OF YOUR MILLIONS TO BUY THOSE PADS THAT MAKE IT QUIET OR A RESEARCH ASSISTANT WILL GO POSTAL ON YOU.

LOL! She said OOKAGILLION

Originally Posted by LaneSig

Why did I call you "Sweetheart"? Because I don't know your name and your parents would call the principal if I said "You little b****."

LOL! camp flashback