You've only slept with 2 girls and YOU'VE BEEN CELIBATE FOR OVER 4 YEARS?!!!! OMG!!! HOW??? I love you! Let's get married.

JK
I'm celibate only because I refuse to have sex with idiots and that's all that's out there, or that's all I've ever dated. My X was the only and last guy I slept with and that was about 7 months ago, so right now I'm pretty sexually frustrated.

Most guys have had so many partners that I'm afraid I could catch something if I just slept around, plus if I'm going to do it again, this time I have to know it's going to be with a guy that's special and different from the rest. None of the FWB moronic bull.
Hey, since we're actually meeting at Nina's in a couple of weeks, what do you look like? I mean, how am I going to know it's you? Can I call you tomorrow? or did you wanna call me? Let me know.
See ya soon!