I have got *such* a long list...
To all Connecticut drivers: Learn to drive. If the speed limit is 30, you do NOT go 15, and you do NOT go 50. And you do NOT tailgate if it's snowing!
To my cow-orkers: They're called headphones. Use them. No, I do not want to listen to show tunes. Unlike you, I have work to do.
To my high school classmates: How shallow you all are. Try earning some money every once in a while instead of getting daddy (or sugar daddy) to buy you everything.
To my mother-in-law: Stop trying to control my husband's life. Stop trying to control my life. We're adults.
To my father: Get out of my life. I appreciate that you had this lovely plan laid out for my life, but you know what... it's MY life, not yours, and I'm not going to follow your little script.
There... that's MUCH better...