Things you want to say

[Moochagoo]

but the time's never right...

Do you have a good story that you've always
wanted to share or a bit of information that you want to tell everyone, but the time never seems to be right? Let's use this thread for all of those random bits of info that don't seem to fit anywhere else.

I once went out with someone for three months, and we had gone on a date for a few hours, and I suggested we cut the date off short, and
go home, because she wasn't feeling well.

She said, "Didn't you have a great time?"

I said, "No, not really."

She said, "Maybe we shouldn't have gone out because of my sinuses."

I said, "It isn't the sinuses, in fact, I'm just plain bored, in fact, you've been kind of boring lately."

She said, "Fine, get out of the car." (She drives, I don't.)

I got out of the car, had to take a taxi home, and never heard from her again.

MORAL: Never tell someone they're boring while a passenger in their car.

[SSS1365]

LOL, that is funny.

Ok, so ALL the time I want to tell one of my friends that she is the biggest hypocrite I know. I also want to tell her that she and I can't possibly get an apartment together after I graduate. But I haven't gotten the guts to tell her either of these things.

[KarenC725]

I'd love to tell my boyfriends sister that she is just a whacko, but that's not really appropriate. Your head hurts after trying to have a conversation with her. Her views are so strong and strange that even the hippies would have disowned her!

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by KarenC725
I'd love to tell my boyfriends sister that she is just a whacko, but that's not really appropriate. Your head hurts after trying to have a conversation with her. Her views are so strong and strange that even the hippies would have disowned her!

yeah - i have this freaking insane aunt, she's a religious whackjob. She actually started a conversation with me at thanksgiving like this:

"So Rob - with all that new genome-mapping stuff and all the new scientific information, how do you feel about it pretty much disproving evolution?"

Later, after I'd cleaned up the turkey I'd spit all over my father due to shock, I tried to explain to her the latent lunacy in such a statement . . . she was not having it at all, and kept using the bible as a primary source. Sorry! Doesn't work in a scientific discussion - this is the same book that gives the value of pi as 3 (apparently God doesn't use decimal places) . . . now I consider myself a fairly religious person, but doesn't it make more sense to reconcile your faith with the workings of the universe, and not the other way around?

Can't wait for Christmas, when I'll most likely have to listen to her nascent whinings about some topic, using "stuff i read on the internet" as her proof (along with, of course, random biblical passages that don't say anything even out of context).

Ok here goes....

To tell my mom Im 22 and not 4 anymore, and that, in ways she has become ignorant and just b/c it happened that way with her doesnt mean its the same for me or anyone else.

To my "clique" from HS....
1) you all tell me that I dont act mature, just b/c I like to be silly, well shove it.
2) Dear, we really DONT want your bf coming with us everywhere, whenever we go out and he is an obnoxious jerk, like everyone says
3) Youve become the world's biggest B&%^$ since you joined a certain group and got around certain people. Just because you live in a 1200 dollar a month apartment (which you cant afford and mommy and daddy are paying for) doesnt make you better than the rest of us. We miss the old you. We dont care that you have new friends we all do, thats life. We just want you to appreciate us as much as we do and have you, ya know like you use to. And dear the anorexic look doesnt suit you.
My biggest one with them.... I LIKE SPORTS AND ILL TALK ABOUT THEM IF SOMEONE ASK ME TOO, IF I WANT TOO. What I wanted to say to one after she said something to me about talking about sports... Maybe you could keep a boyfriend if you did.

OK i know some of those are mean, but believe me... people tell me im too nice and this is what I hold in. Also if you met them, youd feel the same way. I really am a good friend. Sometimes tooo good

[KillarneyRose]

"NO, I do NOT have breast implants nor have I gotten collegen injections in my lips!"

I don't know if it is because these procedures are so common in the area in which I live or what, but people around here feel no shame in sidling up to me and asking who "did your boobs" or "where did you get your lips done?" and I think it is obnoxious!

Then when I tell them I haven't had either my boobs or my lips altered, they kind of wink and nod or say "Fine, don't share" or something dumb like that.

And while I'm bitching, what is it with big lips now? Why weren't they en vogue when I was a little kid and the other kids used to call me "liver lips"???

[dzrose93]

Originally posted by KillarneyRose
"NO, I do NOT have breast implants nor have I gotten collegen injections in my lips!"

ROTFLMAO... Killarney, I've had the same thing happen to me. Most recently, I was at a bar with my boyfriend who had just gotten up to order another pitcher. I was left alone for 2.2 seconds and this random guy comes up and says, "Hey Baby... Who did your lips?"

My answer? "God."

[KappaStargirl]

Originally posted by dzrose93

Most recently, I was at a bar with my boyfriend who had just gotten up to order another pitcher. I was left alone for 2.2 seconds and this random guy comes up and says, "Hey Baby... Who did your lips?"

My answer? "God."

oohh LMAO that is too funny! I'm in the semi-same boat. I'm the only blue-eyed blonde in a family of brunettes with hazel eyes (I think I actually belong to the family across the street), and to top it off, my eyes are DARK blue, kinda strange-looking yet cool because the rest of me is so pale. Strangers like to ask me questions about the way I look. Here are some answers:

Stranger: Where did you get that blonde hair?
Me: Neiman Marcus

Stranger: I like your hair, do you dye it?
Me: Nope, I grew it myself with a little help from Mom and Dad

Stranger: You must wear contact lenses
Me: Yes, I do...otherwise I'd bump into things

Sigh

[ZTAngel]

My random rants:
1. To my mom- I know I might be back at home for the break but I am 20 years old. I have been at college for almost three years. I am not use to having a curfew. If I want to come home after 1am, let it be!
2. To this guy that was in one of my classes just this past semester- Ok, so you're good looking. We can see that. But, talking about yourself so loudly so that the classroom next door can here is just plain stupid. NOBODY CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CAN LIFT AT THE GYM!!! GET OVER YOURSELF!
3. To my exboyfriend- I cheated on you! And I loved every second of it!!!!
4. To my ex best friend- Your boyfriend is a jerk. We'd still be friends if you weren't so attached at the hip to him. And, btw, love how we don't talk for 6 months and the month before rush began you randomly decide to call me to talk to me about maybe getting into ZTA. Remember how I told you that there must have been a glitch in the system and that's how you got cut? The glitch was me.
5. To rude people- Yes, I am naturally thin. No, I don't diet. And, yes, this is my natural eye color!

[AlphaChiS2K]

Originally posted by ZTAngel
My random rants:

Know how I told you that there must have been a glitch in the system and that's how you got cut? The glitch was me.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

My own:
1. To my freshman year roommate: You are hands down the most negative person EVER. Grow up, smile once in a while, and quite spending so much time focusing on other people's lives.

2. To my quasi-best friend: I don't know you anymore... when I tell you that my stepsister just died and you respond with "I had so much fun at the club on E this weekend," that's not friendship. Think beyond yourself once in a while.

3. To various people walking around campus: Spandex is a privelege, not a right.

[AOIIAngel]

To the extremely overweight bitchy lazy girl I work with-Girl you should NOT be in stretch pants with a tucked in shirt-we work with CHILDREN for pete's sake! And if you get off your f*cking register again I will tie your ass to it!!!!!

To my ex-boyfriend who put me $2000 in debt-If I could maim you I sure as hell would!!! And give me back my car I paid for!!!!

To the loser guy at work who has a huge crush on me-You have GOT to be kidding, you really believe you have a chance with me, you poor thing.

To my boyfriends ex-wife-You call my cell again you annoying bitch, and I will come down there and slap you til you cry!!!!

Yep, those are all extremely mean, I know, that is why I would never actually say them. I just think them a whole lot!!! Well, I may say the last one.....

[PKTSU01]

Originally posted by AOIIAngel
To the extremely overweight bitchy lazy girl I work with-Girl you should NOT be in stretch pants with a tucked in shirt-we work with CHILDREN for pete's sake! And if you get off your f*cking register again I will tie your ass to it!!!!!

To my ex-boyfriend who put me $2000 in debt-If I could maim you I sure as hell would!!! And give me back my car I paid for!!!!

To the loser guy at work who has a huge crush on me-You have GOT to be kidding, you really believe you have a chance with me, you poor thing.

To my boyfriends ex-wife-You call my cell again you annoying bitch, and I will come down there and slap you til you cry!!!!

Yep, those are all extremely mean, I know, that is why I would never actually say them. I just think them a whole lot!!! Well, I may say the last one.....

SWEET JESUS GIRL! Calm your ass down before you blow a gasket or something!

[AOIIAngel]

Yep, but I feel much better now!!!

[amycat412]

Originally posted by dzrose93


ROTFLMAO... Killarney, I've had the same thing happen to me. Most recently, I was at a bar with my boyfriend who had just gotten up to order another pitcher. I was left alone for 2.2 seconds and this random guy comes up and says, "Hey Baby... Who did your lips?"

My answer? "God."

LOL this guy I was seeing, upon his first exploration of my chest would not believe me that they were real. I'm all do they look fake??? And he's all "Kinda." Sheeeesh!

[ErikaXO]

Oh geez....

To Brent's psycho ex #1: It has been 12 years. Get over it. He didn't ruin your life, YOU did by being a stupid spoiled psycho bitch, not to mention that you are ugly. The only reason any guy ever looked at you was because you had boobs the size of basketballs....and you were stupid enough to go get them reduced!!!!

To psycho ex #2: It has been 10 years....get over it! I did not steal Brent from you, you drove him away by being a cheating slut. He'd had a crush on me for six months before he even started dating you, so naturally when he realized he had a shot with me you were history!!! Why on earth would he want a little garden troll like you when he could have me??????? For God's sake, even your good friend and sorority sister ditched you for me!!!!!

To MY psycho ex: I repeat, it has been 10 years, get over it!!!! We are not going to meet at a reunion, lock eyes from across the room, and run away together. I KNOW that's what we said we were going to do, but that was when I was 17 and still thought pegged pants and shoulder pads were cool!!!! I think you are an immature, insensitive jerk for not so much as acknowleding my mother's death with a card or something.....even your mother who hated me came to the calling hours!!!! Do not stake me out at work or anywhere else ever again or I am going to let Brent do what he wants to do to you!!!!!

To my aunt: I am not a therapist. I cannot bear to talk about our various health conditions at all times. I cannot bear to talk about my mom's death all the time and what could have been. The doctors did not kill her, she killed herself by spending half her adult life overweight and out of shape and not taking proper care of herself when she knew she had diabetes. You are walking down the exact same path and if you would quit worrying about getting heart catheterizations and every damn test known to man and just get off your ass and lose 75 pounds and do something with yourself you'd be ok. If you are still having panic attacks, you need to try Paxil. If you are still having high blood pressure, you need to ask your doctor about an ACE inhibitor. I cannot do it for you.

I have three or four others to rant to but I think I will hold it in