OneLovve:
I found the most illustrious Sorority for you!!!
This chapter PLEDGES with some hazing...
But I'm sorry, they wear these cute orange jumpsuits and little jelly plastic sandals. Your line sister--brother for the day will be Bubba and you will get a daily beatdown from the opposing group, The Aryan Brotherhood/Sisterhood. They have an isolation chamber--I mean, meditation room. And at your chapter house, you have to share with several other criminals, errr, inmate, I mean chapter members.
I can dial for your central booking--a-hem, full of paper made intake process and you will be a full member for within ~24 hours+...
It's at the University of Hard Knocks. They have ~50 chapters in every state! And you get to interact with legal council in a jar...
Good luck with your application. You don't need a GPA or units!!!
This is so exciting to me!!!
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