Hubby and I were on a BREAK at the time of this story.
When I was a Soph (a DUMB Soph) I was taking a course in Psy called Human Sexuality. EVERYONE took this course and really got into it. I heard there was a very, VERY shy Junior guy who wanted to ask me out. He was planning on being a geologist, was a Sig and the joke was-you should see this guys "rocks". He was known for having a beautiful collection of geodes.
Everyone said I needed to start a conversation with him because he was too shy to approach me. I was at the UC with my friends and he was with a few of his brothers. I "perkily" walked up and said "Hey_____,how are your gonads?" He looked so shocked and disgusted. I didn't even realize what I had said but everyone was laughing so hard. Then it hit me-my Freudian slip!
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