Worst sounds in the world

[valkyrie]

What is sharts? Is that the sound of fat thighs rubbing together?

[Dionysus]

LOL @ both comments.

[Senusret I]

Sharts = farts when you're going poop?

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by Senusret I

Sharts = farts when you're going poop?

No, sharts are when you think you're just going to fart and shit comes out.

NOTE: that has never happened to me personally.

[AXO Alum]

^^^ riiiigggghhhhtttt

LOL

[tld221]

Originally Posted by centaur532

No, sharts are when you think you're just going to fart and shit comes out.

NOTE: that has never happened to me personally.

that was typed so matter-of-factly. there's an unspoken "duh" in there.

i cant imagine all sharts sounds equal...

my worst-noise: styrofoam rubbing together (like, when you are taking electronics out of its box)

[_Opi_]

Originally Posted by tld221

my worst-noise: styrofoam rubbing together (like, when you are taking electronics out of its box)

yes, definately the worst sound! **shivering at the thought**

[epchick]

You have not heard the worst sound in the world until you experience living with my roommate.

Picture it...its around 6:30-7 in the morning, and your nice and cozy in your bed. Your still asleep, but all of a sudden you hear a slurping sound. The most annoying slurping sound in the world.

Then you realize it....your roommate has cooked some noodles, and instead of eating them with her chopsticks like normal people do. She decides she wants to bend down over the bowl and suck the noodles up over the edge of the bowl and into her mouth.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! And p.s. saying "shut up" doesn't work!