Worst sounds in the world

tld221 · #1 01-25-2007, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by centaur532

No, sharts are when you think you're just going to fart and shit comes out.

NOTE: that has never happened to me personally.

that was typed so matter-of-factly. there's an unspoken "duh" in there.

i cant imagine all sharts sounds equal...

my worst-noise: styrofoam rubbing together (like, when you are taking electronics out of its box)

_Opi_ · #2 01-26-2007, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by tld221

my worst-noise: styrofoam rubbing together (like, when you are taking electronics out of its box)

yes, definately the worst sound! **shivering at the thought**

epchick · #3 01-26-2007, 03:02 AM

You have not heard the worst sound in the world until you experience living with my roommate.

Picture it...its around 6:30-7 in the morning, and your nice and cozy in your bed. Your still asleep, but all of a sudden you hear a slurping sound. The most annoying slurping sound in the world.

Then you realize it....your roommate has cooked some noodles, and instead of eating them with her chopsticks like normal people do. She decides she wants to bend down over the bowl and suck the noodles up over the edge of the bowl and into her mouth.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! And p.s. saying "shut up" doesn't work!

Stef the Pef · #4 01-26-2007, 03:34 AM

I hate hearing people eat. Something about all the smacking and chewing and crunching if they're chewing with their mouth open or something...ewwwww. World's worst sound, IMHO. A puke might edge that out, though. But honestly, I need background noise to drown out chewing when I eat with other people. It's weird, but...true. And gross.

#5 01-26-2007, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by epchick

You have not heard the worst sound in the world until you experience living with my roommate.

Picture it...its around 6:30-7 in the morning, and your nice and cozy in your bed. Your still asleep, but all of a sudden you hear a slurping sound. The most annoying slurping sound in the world.

Then you realize it....your roommate has cooked some noodles, and instead of eating them with her chopsticks like normal people do. She decides she wants to bend down over the bowl and suck the noodles up over the edge of the bowl and into her mouth.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! And p.s. saying "shut up" doesn't work!

Hey yo! In Japan, it's a toast to the chef when you slurp the noodles and soup! I'm serious! The louder the better!

Tom Earp · #6 01-26-2007, 05:19 PM

Juicy Sharts is not a good thing to hear!

tunatartare · #7 01-26-2007, 05:34 PM

I can't stand beeping sounds or any repetitive sound such as a car alarm or fire alarm going off.

FAB*SpiceySpice · #8 01-26-2007, 05:45 PM

I had a roommate my freshman year who started doing meth after we had lived together for a few months. To this day, I still have nightmares about the sound of her grinding her back teeth constantly while she slept. I didn't know what the sound was for awhile, but it would keep me up at night and drive me absolutely insane. Once I actually figured out what the noise was, I got sick to my stomach and had to resort to wearing earplugs every night. I don't know how the girl had any teeth left in her mouth with the way she was grinding, but who knows...they may be all gone by now.

VeniceIsSinking · #9 01-26-2007, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by tunatartare

I can't stand beeping sounds or any repetitive sound such as a car alarm or fire alarm going off.

agreed.

I did this today by mistake and it made my fingers tingle and I felt funny all day long: I scraped my nail along the top of my car by mistake. *shudders* it's not so much a sound as a feeling.

I'm also intensely disgusted by belly buttons. I refuse to touch mine or anyone else's.

dirty word: moist

tld221 · #10 01-26-2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom Earp

Juicy Sharts is not a good thing to hear!

if i left it up to Earp, the average onlooker may think Juicy Sharts is a new candy or something...

sharts can sound funny too. picture it, a few years ago, i was in a public restroom at Barnes and Noble and i heard the funniest shart in my life in the next stall. no joke i was LMAO, i couldnt stop until i left the restroom.

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tld221 · #11 01-27-2007, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by tld221

if i left it up to Earp, the average onlooker may think Juicy Sharts is a new candy or something...

sharts can sound funny too. picture it, a few years ago, i was in a public restroom at Barnes and Noble and i heard the funniest shart in my life in the next stall. no joke i was LMAO, i couldnt stop until i left the restroom.

[/grossness]

BWHAHAHA because i'm a 12 year old boy and am still LMAO over the word "sharts," i thought i'd share the hahaha's.