I Love New York: 1.08.07

[TotallyWicked]

Miss Michelle probably didn't adopt her husband's last name...i mean she obviously rules the marriage why would she take his last name?

[MeezDiscreet]

WTH is up with her going by "Sister Patterson." Could it have anything to do with the season preview clip of her SCREAMING in somebody's church service?

Why did Bonez pull out RANDOM quotes. That's like someone asking how I'm doing today and I say "In the beginning God created heaven and earth."

Real, Chance's brother, has dookie braids

Tango could get it

I'm not going to even say anything about T-Bone because VH1 was WRONG for casting him for this show. I hope he willingly chose to be THAT dude but even that doesn't make me feel better because he CHOSE to be the laughing stock.

Herrrrrr Assssssissssstannnnnnt nnnnnneeeeeeeds chuuuuu Asssstoooop. WTH kinda accent was that supposed to be?

Chance is a baffoon--he was all idiot-like with the "Man, huh, aint nobody momma if yo' granny potatoe chip don't no body comb a cat cuz that aint what's hot in the streets cuz that's disrespect." I was like " " because I TOTALLY didn't understand his rant.

I need VH1 to stop digitally enhancing isht. Just like they did with ol' girl's spit, they made Sister Patterson's smoke look ridiculously fake.

NY! I need you NOT to say that "negrita" is THE SAME THING as calling you a n***GER. Heffa!

They need beter writers. Sis. Patterson's intro line was "WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? THE TOOTHE FAIRY" Puleeeze!

[RedefinedDiva]

Originally Posted by MeezDiscreet

(edited) NY! I need you NOT to say that "negrita" is THE SAME THING as calling you a n***r. Heffa!

I don't know what it means, but I am pretty sure that he wouldn't be calling her a n****r to her face when he is supposed to be trying to win a date/relationship/roll in the hay with her. The funniest & most ridiculous thing ever was when Chamo was try to explain to her that it's a term of endearment in Latin countries and that foolish chick says, "I've never been to Latin!" WTF?!?!?! How ignorant can you get?!

[Honeykiss1974]

Originally Posted by RedefinedDiva

I don't know what it means, but I am pretty sure that he wouldn't be calling her a n****r to her face when he is supposed to be trying to win a date/relationship/roll in the hay with her. The funniest & most ridiculous thing ever was when Chamo was try to explain to her that it's a term of endearment in Latin countries and that foolish chick says, "I've never been to Latin!" WTF?!?!?! How ignorant can you get?!

Its my understanding that "negrita" is a term of endearment that basically means "fine a$$ black woman".

[lilbay77]

Originally Posted by Honeykiss1974

Its my understanding that "negrita" is a term of endearment that basically means "fine a$$ black woman".

Well then the term definately doesn't apply to her.lol



"Pootie" is verrrrry suspect.

[ChanelLover]

Originally Posted by lilbay77

"Pootie" is verrrrry suspect.

Male servant my a$$! The man has a little sugar in his tank(12 pack too)!

Tango and Wood are some tall drinks of water, and I'm real thirsty! They could get it.

[Still BLUTANG]

Originally Posted by RedefinedDiva

The funniest & most ridiculous thing ever was when Chamo was try to explain to her that it's a term of endearment in Latin countries and that foolish chick says, "I've never been to Latin!" WTF?!?!?! How ignorant can you get?!

i totally missed that! OMG i can't breathe. i'v never been to latin.
"syracuse magna cum laude"

[TotallyWicked]

Originally Posted by MeezDiscreet

Real, Chance's brother, has dookie braids

LMAO!! It's TRUE! I don't want to be real bogus but he def has a mug like a dog...those braids are DEFINITELY not going to help him win the competition..

I agree with you on T-Bone...that was just WRONG

[unspokenone25]

MeezDiscreet: Dookie braids?! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I couldn't stand those things back in the 90's.

I can't believe no one's mentioned that Boston is very Gilbert Gottfried-esque.

It's very painful to watch. I haven't been able to take in more than 20 minutes at a time.

[Honeykiss1974]

I just wanted to let yall know that I have tried to watch this show, but I cannot stop laughing because everytime the camera show's New York's mom, I think of this thread. LOL OMG, her hairline, WTF!! Her junk is like "end of the line" back!I can't believe her hairdesser let her walk out the shop like that!! I know she has money for a lace front!! I'm sorry but I think the Lady Chablis looks TEN TIMES better than her.

And I'm surprised that New York can even open her eyes with all that makeup and crap on.

Check out New York's myspace page. She has her "music" on their.
http://www.myspace.com/cattybit

[Afrochic]

Originally Posted by Honeykiss1974

I just wanted to let yall know that I have tried to watch this show, but I cannot stop laughing because everytime the camera show's New York's mom, I think of this thread. LOL OMG, her hairline, WTF!! Her junk is like "end of the line" back!I can't believe her hairdesser let her walk out the shop like that!! I know she has money for a lace front!! I'm sorry but I think the Lady Chablis looks TEN TIMES better than her.

And I'm surprised that New York can even open her eyes with all that makeup and crap on.

Check out New York's myspace page. She has her "music" on their.
http://www.myspace.com/cattybit

New York reminds me of a Bratz doll and her mom looks like she would be Noxeema's friend in To Wong Foo. Remember that movie?

[pinkies up]

What did the one guy who was quoting the Bible(Bonez?), say "I thought Ashton KUSHNER was going to be behind the door." -he said this in reference to seeing the Chamo character emerge from the house.

Also, Sister Patterson....dayum, it's like her hairline was afraid of her face!!
T-Bone looked like a mug fugly wombat. All greasy and stuff. CTFU when Romance cried about his dog. This show is just another sign of the end of the world.