WTH is up with her going by "Sister Patterson." Could it have anything to do with the season preview clip of her SCREAMING in somebody's church service?
Why did Bonez pull out RANDOM quotes. That's like someone asking how I'm doing today and I say "In the beginning God created heaven and earth."
Real, Chance's brother, has dookie braids
Tango could get it
I'm not going to even say anything about T-Bone because VH1 was WRONG for casting him for this show. I hope he willingly chose to be THAT dude but even that doesn't make me feel better because he CHOSE to be the laughing stock.
Herrrrrr Assssssissssstannnnnnt nnnnnneeeeeeeds chuuuuu Asssstoooop. WTH kinda accent was that supposed to be?
Chance is a baffoon--he was all idiot-like with the "Man, huh, aint nobody momma if yo' granny potatoe chip don't no body comb a cat cuz that aint what's hot in the streets cuz that's disrespect." I was like "

" because I TOTALLY didn't understand his rant.
I need VH1 to stop digitally enhancing isht. Just like they did with ol' girl's spit, they made Sister Patterson's smoke look ridiculously fake.
NY! I need you NOT to say that "negrita" is THE SAME THING as calling you a n***GER. Heffa!
They need beter writers. Sis. Patterson's intro line was "WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? THE TOOTHE FAIRY" Puleeeze!