LMFAO!
I've been known to do #7 and #16 a lot. I'm usually scheduled to work at 8AM Thursday mornings...yet I don't leave HRC until almost 3 or 4!!!
As for #3--about wanting to kick someone's ass--well, we've all had our share of "club molestors"...ya know, the jerks who randomly grab your butts as they're making their way through the club? Well, one night a big 200 lb. SAMOAN guy did that to me, I bitched at him and asked "Excuse me, a**hole, do I know you?" He says no...and I continue..."Then why the f are you touching my ass?". I then proceed to take off my shoes and jewelry and I start calling him out. The bouncer guy apparently thinks this is hilarious and he doesn't do anything for a while, but when it looked like I was ready to throw down he told the Samoan guy to hurry up and leave.
I know I'm going to have to add on to this list!
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