Desperate Housewives:

AKA2D '91 · #1 10-09-2006, 08:07 PM

Crazy Azzed Episode!!!

1. Gabby and Former Boy Toy Gardener: My, my the tables have turned. You put yourself in the dayum luggage! (smh)
2. Lynette: I am sick of the darn babymomma! I thought she was going to get hit by the 18-wheeler (flashback to Final Destination).
It takes you more than 8 hours to get to the campsite. You mean to tell me that Tom was not better by the time you got up there? Why not call 911 and have someone in the area of the campsite to assist your hubby. YOU DRIVE 8 HOURS???!???

3. Bree and new hubby and Andrew:

Andrew hasn't learned nada. Did he start turning tricks to survive on the skreets?
4. Susan and the new dude:

You LEAVE your manfriend and go to the woods with this here other man?

5. Susan's daughter: Yeah, you know you like Edy's nephew!

Next Week: Does Mike have amnesia?

CrimsonTide4 · #2 10-09-2006, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AKA2D '91

2. Lynette:
It takes you more than 8 hours to get to the campsite. You mean to tell me that Tom was not better by the time you got up there? Why not call 911 and have someone in the area of the campsite to assist your hubby. YOU DRIVE 8 HOURS???!???

That was my question as well. Plus I think she and Gabby were out of town as well, maybe just an hour away from Fairview but still out of town.

On the drive back home, were all of the kids in the car with Nora?

Susan's daughter, stay away from Austin. I think it would be great to meet Edie's sister and the sister's boyfriend this season.

Susan, why did you sleep with him? You should have took that conversation as a sign and made him take you back to Fairview.

southernelle25 · #3 10-14-2006, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by AKA2D '91

Crazy Azzed Episode!!!

1. Gabby and Former Boy Toy Gardener: My, my the tables have turned. You put yourself in the dayum luggage! (smh)

@...that she actually fit! What is she, size -2?

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2. Lynette: I am sick of the darn babymomma! I thought she was going to get hit by the 18-wheeler (flashback to Final Destination).
It takes you more than 8 hours to get to the campsite. You mean to tell me that Tom was not better by the time you got up there? Why not call 911 and have someone in the area of the campsite to assist your hubby. YOU DRIVE 8 HOURS???!???

Why didn't he call 911?

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3. Bree and new hubby and Andrew:

Andrew hasn't learned nada. Did he start turning tricks to survive on the skreets?

Prodigal Son

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4. Susan and the new dude:

You LEAVE your manfriend and go to the woods with this here other man?

5. Susan's daughter: Yeah, you know you like Edy's nephew!

Next Week: Does Mike have amnesia?

Dit-to

CrimsonTide4 · #4 10-15-2006, 09:18 PM

Last season, it was chocolate milk. This season, Lynette is giving $50 bills to Little League pitchers. One day, you are going to wind up in jail.

Oh dear Lord, the bribe has been discovered. RUN LYNETTE RUN!!!!

1browngirl · #5 10-15-2006, 09:21 PM

Andrews secret is out!

Uh-oh, Orson knows Mike is out of the coma.

CrimsonTide4 · #6 10-15-2006, 09:36 PM

Dear Mike's Doctor:

I know HIPAA laws and you sir have just violated HIPAA!!!!! How you just going to tell Orson that Mike has significant memory loss? WTH?!?!?!? HIPAA violator!!!!

Oooh Edie is SCANDALOUS!!!

1browngirl · #7 10-15-2006, 09:42 PM

Mannnnnn, I knew Danielle was sleeping with that teacher...I just knew it!!

CrimsonTide4 · #8 10-15-2006, 09:45 PM

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Mannnnnn, I knew Danielle was sleeping with that teacher...I just knew it!!

Me too. Danielle used to be the president of the Abstinence Club and now she is getting her Vili Fualaau on. Vili is the student who was sleeping with Mary Kay LeTournea.