Yer! Payer tension! Awlrite me hearties, I'm a gert big expert on learnin the krek waiter's speak pirate! Aft trawl, I lived in Brissle I did! If ye don't agree, ye my tass well packet tin and get yer eave o over the side of the ship! It's justice swell, there ain't be any fitter end to a land lubber! And you'd better believe me or disel get my fist up thy frote! Awlrite me babber? Ooo arrr!
.....Kelly