While in da club...

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by MsSweetness
Oh yeah, I always just try to stand close to the bar when I want someone to buy me a drink. Usually works. Sometimes I just ask a guy who's buying himself a drink to buy me one. Works a lot too!

Originally posted by firecracker08
Usually when I do the "I'm so thirsty" thing, it works

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
Oh yeah, the drink thing works well for me too. I've rarely had to buy myself a drink in the club.

I'm noticing a trend. Do women go to the club empty pursed with the intention of getting men to buy them drinks??? I guess so and that must be why they be acting so thirsty. LITERALLY!!! They be like:

“[Cough] I’m thirsty. So how are you doing tonight?”
“I’m cool.”
“Yeah cool as that drink you’re holding.”
“Hmmm.”
“What is it?”
“Call-a-cab.”
“Oh…looks nice. Wish I had one.”
“[Pretending not to hear her] So you enjoying yourself tonight?”
“No. I’m thirsty [She’s getting mad]”
“Well the bar has a two for one specials tonight.”
“Really? [Fake smile appears]”
“Yeah so go get yourself something to drink. I’ll still be here.”
[She rolls her eyes ]
“What??? You thought I was gonna buy you one. [Pulls out my degree]. I graduated from PerfectVerse06 and lil_sunshine University of Ghetto Pimpology. You can’t get a sammich out me, let alone a $10 drink. K.I.M.!!!”