While in da club...
 

Talking on a cell phone!
1) you can't hear anything. Even if you have bionic ears.
2) They can't hear you either.
3) Everyone around you gets to hear you say the same thing over and over again !

I hate it when a chick trys to drink gob. You know when she slides up next to you and says, "Hey you look good this evening...[cough, cough] woo! I'm thirsty (fake smile appears)."

My response: "I'm sorry. People mistake me for the bartender all the time. Were actually good friends. The bar's that way (pointing her to the bar)."

When sweaty people brush up against you. Ewww! They need to hand out towels like at the gym.

Also, when there is a ton (like 5 ft) of space btwn you and the next person, and they still bump into you while they're dancing.

Heck yeah! I hate that!!!

Usually when I do the "I'm so thirsty" thing, it works :D

:mad:

Girls who try to flirt with me when their boyfriends go to the bar or bathroom.

Sweaty people rubbin on me...EWW! :mad:

Girls who are tipsy and spill their drinks on people:mad:

Dudes who can't take NO! as an answer :mad:

When 16 year old kids, still in braces with fake IDs, laugh at you and say you can't dance. :rolleyes:

Those lines of creepy guys against the wall, staring a hole through you.

I have not gone to a club in a while. The novelty of going to clubs has worn off a lot. Just give me a lively bar or house party instead. :)

I dont club anymore, but....

***rocking in my rocking chair knitting a sweater***

...Back in da day, I used to tear da club up. Yes in deedy.

What I used to hate was when guys would touch my butt
Stand close to me staring at me licking their lips
be funky trying to talk to me
When the chick who thought she was all of that would get mad when they guy she was eyeing came and tried to holla

Lord has delivered me from all of my old hoochie-momma-ways
:) :)

most recently, a few fights happen or are about to happen and the DJ decides to play Lil Jon.

1. I hate when someone bumps up against you with a cigarette, or blows smoke in your face.

2. I also hate when a girl sends her gilrfriend to talk to you for her (women do it too-and they are usually unattractive)!

3. I hate bad bartenders.

I HATE WHEN:

1. A guy pulls my hair as I'm walking by, saying it's not really mine :mad:

2. Guys touch my butt or breasts, then get mad when I tell them not to do it anymore:mad:

3. People who can't handle their liquor decide to lean all up against you like they know you

Oh yeah, I always just try to stand close to the bar when I want someone to buy me a drink. Usually works. ;) Sometimes I just ask a guy who's buying himself a drink to buy me one. Works a lot too!;)

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...l/b9fbedf9.gif <=marquise @ da club
http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/image...thcriminal.gif <=KAPPAtivating @ da club