A Pimp Slap Goes Out to ...
The co-worker(s) who found it necessary to leave me a poison pen regarding my microwave popcorn. Is the popcorn (only burned once) the problem, or is it a symptom of the real problem (70 pounds lost)? Hmmmm ...
My cousin who ...
(a) in December, had a package (of his) shipped to me at work and gave the merchant the wrong floor, prompting me to enlist the aid of security to get it back (the "no working doorbell" excuse);
(b) last week placed another order with the same company, without apprising me of the status until it was en route and enabling the error to take place again (placed the order online instead of calling the shiznit in;
(c) made practically no effort to rectify the situation and caused me to spend two days chasing said new package and discover that there is a person with my name on said floor (bless her for being honest enough to give up the items);
(d) had no response when I suggested he not ship any more items there (especially if he's going to get the floor wrong).
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