Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by DSTdimepiece
immigrants: I understand you want to come to America. I admire your drive and determination. However, if you want my benefits that i pay for, please learn english and become a citizen. when you pay in, you can have all the entitlements of citizenship.

CO-SIGN, especially on the learn english part.

If you care to cuss me out, please do it in english. I don't want to be told by another immigrant to go fack myself.

Other things immigrants need to learn: pay your taxes, go with the flow, garlic is not a cologne, and for crying out loud, left lane fast, right lane slow.

Enjoy your citizenship here in America (or, good luck on your citizenship process).

ETA: because fo the significance of today, I had to throw this in:

If you are a Latino TV news anchorman, congratulations on your acheivement and I wish you nothing but the best in your career in television journalism.

Having said that, please don't try to sound like Che Guevarra (sp?) hitting on Eva Peron at a Cinco de Mayo dance when it comes to saying the words "Costa Rica".