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Originally posted by ShamikaT
I finally found a job, I'm working at Shell Gas Station. Don't be jealous. Well, it pays the bills. Especially my 400 dolla cell phone bills. I don’t know why my dad be trippin’ over that. Sheeet, I know a few people who jack they bills up to 600 dollas. Since I became a Christian, I regained my virginity back. Peeps need to understand that this sista has needs. Thank goodness for dem 1-900 hotlines. I don’t care what NOBODY says about that. Hotlines ain’t considered at promiscuity or adultery. It does not say anything bout hotlines in the bible. So, NAH! Plus, that preacher guy does similar mess, if he can do it, then it’s okay.

I still ain't found a new man. Sheeet, I even went to the KAY forum to pick up some Kappas, but ain't any of those niccas replied.

I am getting closer and closer to becoming a Zetar. I want it so much that I can taste it!

Pops still ain't kicked me out of his house, oooooh weee, but I was close for a while.

Some white girl almost got stole! By me! Last weekend, when I was doing my Christmas shopping, this heffa slinged her hurr in my face. The lawd must've had his hand on me that day, or I would've had my hand on HER!

I'm continuing in my walk with the lawd and fightin' off that devil!

That's it. Enjoy!

I just tried to find my favorite part, but the whole thing is just too much - I'm going to print it off and save it for those days when I need to laugh so bad I can't stand it.

Not really, but you know.