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Shamika's back!

Here yall, here's an update on me, since I have not been here in a while!

I finally found a job, I'm working at Shell Gas Station. Don't be jealous. Well, it pays the bills. Especially my 400 dolla cell phone bills. I don’t know why my dad be trippin’ over that. Sheeet, I know a few people who jack they bills up to 600 dollas. Since I became a Christian, I regained my virginity back. Peeps need to understand that this sista has needs. Thank goodness for dem 1-900 hotlines. I don’t care what NOBODY says about that. Hotlines ain’t considered at promiscuity or adultery. It does not say anything bout hotlines in the bible. So, NAH! Plus, that preacher guy does similar mess, if he can do it, then it’s okay.

I still ain't found a new man. Sheeet, I even went to the KAY forum to pick up some Kappas, but ain't any of those niccas replied.

I am getting closer and closer to becoming a Zetar. I want it so much that I can taste it!

Pops still ain't kicked me out of his house, oooooh weee, but I was close for a while.

Some white girl almost got stole! By me! Last weekend, when I was doing my Christmas shopping, this heffa slinged her hurr in my face. The lawd must've had his hand on me that day, or I would've had my hand on HER!

I'm continuing in my walk with the lawd and fightin' off that devil!

That's it. Enjoy!

This person is too tragic to be real.

Dionysus, is this you? :p

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Too durn funny!

But Shamika, I gotta ask: what's a Zetar? Some type of mythical creature that we're just now finding out about? An instrument (relative to the sitar)? Just what the heck is it?

*Sistergreeks, I'm sorry - I've been so very good lately that I had to ask. Thank you for this intrusion. . .*

All I can do is laugh.

More and more I am beginning to believe that this is a "board personality". Seriously, Shamika cannot be real http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/...ticons7/24.gif

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I just tried to find my favorite part, but the whole thing is just too much - I'm going to print it off and save it for those days when I need to laugh so bad I can't stand it.

Not really, but you know.

*singing*

Jeeeessssssuuuuuuuusssssssss issssssssss loooovvvvvvvveeee!

He won't let you down!!!

I think I speak for just about everyone who read this when I say that this made my day.

After reading this, I hope to God that ShamikaT is a troll. It would be sad if someone was that desperate and hardheaded.

Sorry for the intrusion :)

ETA: I can't think of a favorite part, but I cracked up when she said she regained her virginity. Did she have the surgery for that? I think that's the only way to do that :p

can someone pass me some popcorn????:D

Fool, you were just on here a week ago!

ShamikaT fought the devil and the devil won.

btb87 come join me in the corner, maybe rho4life will share her popcorn with us

Wings anyone?

I got some hot wings cooking right now! Anyone want a diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper?

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Shamika used one of Slim Sh80's song lyrics. :p :D

I started laughing and couldn't stop!!

btb87 - LMAO @ Zetar!!!

Too Funny!!!

how did she regain their virginity? that's gotta be hard to do.

That is the hope I have... well after it being an especially inventive GCer :p I mean seriosuly can someone honestly be this trashy and be legit?