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Originally posted by lostnfound117
Dear Guy at the Skating Rink:
Ok, I've been noticing you for months now and I'm too shy to say anything. Please quit looking so cute and dressing nice b/c you make skating very hard. I especially enjoyed the stunt you did last nite when you was skating backwards. "Le Sigh"....maybe one day I'll come up to you and introduce myself to you. I love thick men, you know....and you got some good hur too....
Sincerely,
That Girl who had on the "I Heart Black People" shirt last nite....
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Dear LnF117,
A. Go Alicia Keys' waitress on dude. "I notice when you come in cause I always would give you real milk chocoloate for your cocoa instead of water (cause, you know, my manager always be trippin' and stuh)." ...cause You Don't Know My Name.
B. Drop those pics you posted in "look at me" in ole boys' skates, that will slow his roll.
C. Skate in the vicinity of dude and "get a little wobbly."