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I have to post this. I know this guy who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips - never mind that he LOOKS like a bag of chips! He had considered becoming a priest and so has a low number of sexual conquests (around five, I think).
So, a friend fixed him up with a woman, and they went out this weekend. The first thing out of this woman's mouth was, "Does it bother you that I've had sex with 58 men?" My friend's jaw just dropped. Then, this rocket scientist said, "Well, most of them were one night stands, nothing serious."
He won't be taking her out again.
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