I knew I could never be a member of one sorority because of one of the girls in my American History class. She was absolutely GORGEOUS, but she was the dingiest person I'd ever met. She asked our professor "Does Mr. Ed really know how to talk (the TV horse) and if he doesn't, then how do they get his lips to move like that?" She was SERIOUS.
She also turned in a paper about the Navel History of the US. Not Naval, Navel...
That was almost as bad as the football player who thought that the South won the Civil War...
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“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
― Charles M. Schultz
Warning: The above post may be dripping in sarcasm and full of smartassedness.
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