Encounters with wildlife

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by Lil_G
So i'm like, ahh jezz that's it i'm gonna start pouring anti-freeze all over the garbage cans to teach them a lesson, or make them go blind - whichever comes first.

So i've figured out a way to change her mind on the subject...btw, these bastards have been chewing up our garbage every week. So i got a plan that involved somthing similar with what happened with the squirrels. When she's gone, i'm gonna open the kitchen door and lead a trail of food into her room, then lock the door after they're in there so they can rip her room apart.
I'll try to take before, during, and after pics of all this happening to post on gc. After that it's no more raccoons, or squirrels, cats, dogs, or anyother creature that tastes our "special" brand of garbage bags.

I hope you're kidding. That is really terrible.