1. Find a stray hair in the stuffing
2. Bring store bought potato salad instead of making it from scratch
3. Turning off the football game while the fellas are into the game and annouce (a. a pregnancy, b. an affair, b1. a pregnancy due to an affair<and both the spouse and babydaddy are in the room>, c. a divorce)
4. Drinking too much and start making passes at your sister in law
5. Eat some food and say, "Hmmm...this doesn't taste the same way that my mama makes it."
6. Also bring some store bought corn bread
7. Taking your family to mama's house and not eating because 'you all just
became vegans last month.' and sit your family near the turkey.(just to mess
with them)
8. Eat Daddy's portion of the turkey.
9. Invite your hot looking ex to dinner that's been coming for the last 5 years.
9a. Play footsies under the table with said hot ex.
9b. Get caught with said ex making out in the garage.
10. Start an argument with the person blessing the food by going into the true history behind Thanksgiving and ending it by saying that Thanksgiving is a pagan holiday.
Needless to say, I still am NOT my aunts favorite niece. That woman can hold a grudge.
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