10 ways to start a potential fight for Thanksgiving
 

1. Find a stray hair in the stuffing
2. Bring store bought potato salad instead of making it from scratch
3. Turning off the football game while the fellas are into the game and annouce (a. a pregnancy, b. an affair, b1. a pregnancy due to an affair<and both the spouse and babydaddy are in the room>, c. a divorce)
4. Drinking too much and start making passes at your sister in law
5. Eat some food and say, "Hmmm...this doesn't taste the same way that my mama makes it."
6. Also bring some store bought corn bread
7. Taking your family to mama's house and not eating because 'you all just
became vegans last month.' and sit your family near the turkey.(just to mess
with them)
8. Eat Daddy's portion of the turkey.
9. Invite your hot looking ex to dinner that's been coming for the last 5 years.
9a. Play footsies under the table with said hot ex.
9b. Get caught with said ex making out in the garage.
10. Start an argument with the person blessing the food by going into the true history behind Thanksgiving and ending it by saying that Thanksgiving is a pagan holiday.

haha

ds, you stoopid!!! lol

heh...thinking about how #7 happened to a friend of mine last year !

My own contribution is demanding to know what time the dinner will be served (not what time they want us there!), because there's a dog show at noon.

Have I mentioned that I'm not big on Thanksgiving?

To expand on #2, bringing Kraft Mac' and Cheese instead of making it from scratch..it's just wrong in so many ways.

I did #5 when I was a kid. I told my aunt (moms elder sister) that my mom made better food than she did. :p Needless to say, I still am NOT my aunts favorite niece. That woman can hold a grudge.

forgot to add one....puke green jello for dessert

WHAT?? You can't bring mac and cheese to Thanksgiving...that's definitely not Thanksgiving food!

wow really?? Lol, my family def has it every year I thought everyone had mac and cheese on Thanksgiving.

You forgot bringing up old stuff like who doesn't like who or arguments about things that happened before you were born. That always starts fights.

Macaroni and Cheese at Thanksgiving, Friends style...

10 is inaccurate in that anybody of any religion can celebrate Thanksgiving. Even atheists can still give thanks.

I think the Thanksgiving menu can be flexible. I had cranberry quiche, rice and peas, garlic bread, baked sweet potato, garden salad, and pecan pie yesterday. And drank sparkling cider. No turkey- brother insisted on having Cornish Hen instead, father does not care for it, and mother and I are vegetarians.

catholic church vs. the protestant church. liberalism vs. conservatism. pro-unions vs. no-unions. starts arguments everytime. :)