Funniest/Strangest Rumor about your Chapter

[APhiAnna]

I thought this would be a fun tongue-in-cheek thread! What is the funniest or most out there rumor about your chapter you have overheard? I feel like before JuicyCampus the rumors were so much more interesting and creative.

My personal favorite was when one girl on campus started saying we had top secret recruitment parties and were underground pledging a second full pledge class even though we were well over total and had gotten quota at my campus for as long as I can remember. She was even naming girls from our last initiated pledge class and saying they were some of the new secret "pledges"! We were supposedly trying to become super big without people noticing? Anyways, apparently she "heard this" from two Alpha Phis who were her "close friends". She was so adamant about it and would tell anybody who would listen but I don't think anybody believed her.

One guy came up to my friends and I at a party and declared he had figured out what Alpha Phi meant. We kind of gave him a weird look and without pause he said, in all seriousness, "Aristotle and Plato". I haven't laughed that hard in a long time and told him that would be "Alpha Pi".