Worst Composite Ever

[CrackerBarrel]

Originally Posted by banditone

*** All, I'd like to make an appeal to the crowd to take it easy on the NIU Snakes. I promise you, not a single activemember of that chapter has come here causing any problems.

Yes, but apparently they are the pinnacle which all other Greek organizations should be compared to and aspire to be.

[Benzgirl]

Originally Posted by Kedzman

Here is what happened to Sigma Nu's chapter at MIT when they decided to go co-ed... http://web.mit.edu/thetans/www/actives.html

Weak, nerdy men and beat chicks. Probably a great GPA - but I'm sure their athletic trophy case is sparce.

Best Rush Schedule I've seen in a longtime: http://web.mit.edu/thetans/www/rush.html With a Dumpling Dinner, it would sure narrow thte playing field

I can't make jokes about the nerdiness of MIT. My father went there. And even though he always had a sliderule in his pocket when I was a kid, he is my hero.

We were talking about it in 2003: http://greekchat.com/gcforums/showthread.php?t=44330

[magichat]

For the market they are looking for, thats a pretty good rush schedule. Who cares what this group does, its a coed local in a school thats not your own. Obviously they are having a good time and are pretty happy with their org, so let them be.

[PeppyGPhiB]

Originally Posted by Benzgirl

Best Rush Schedule I've seen in a longtime: http://web.mit.edu/thetans/www/rush.html With a Dumpling Dinner, it would sure narrow thte playing field

I can't make jokes about the nerdiness of MIT. My father went there. And even though he always had a sliderule in his pocket when I was a kid, he is my hero.

Hilarious rush schedule! Maybe I should be ashamed to admit it, but these peeps share my sense of humor. My favorite MUST ATTEND events on the schedule:

Starch! 8:00pm
We were cleaning our house, and we found three gallons of liquid starch lying around... come help us figure out what to do with it (we have some ideas).

Battleship Twister 9:00pm
Come play two of your favorite games at once! It is like battleship, there's a twister board, and... well... you'll just need to come to find out.

Pillow Fort Construction 9:00pm
Just because you've grown up doesn't mean you can't still have fun. Come test your architectural skills with pillows, cushions, and mattresses.

Bad Movie Night 10:00pm
"Let's say you and I go searching for our rocky glowing radioactive friend from spce... together." Have you seen The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra? Come find out how truly bad a movie can be.

Make Your Own Sushi 7:30pm
Did you ever want to learn how to make sushi? Come find out, and put in exactly what you want. Do you want salmon? Tuna? Bacon, apples, and cream cheese?

Human Chess 9:00pm
You might be a pawn or a queen, but you can't take another piece unless you triumph in hand-to-hand pseudo combat! Deep Blue would never win at human chess. Come battle it out or cheer on the players.

I actually think the Make Your Own Sushi party sounds like a great mixer/sisterhood event for anyone!

[tld221]

they sound like a lot of fun actually. human chess sound kinda fun for like 10 seconds tho. i mean if youre a pawn, youre out of the game pretty quickly. but who knows.

Battleship twister sounds interesting too. except people over the age of 12 shouldnt be playing twister. with or without clothes. thats too many body parts in close proximity, more than im comfortable with.

and wouldnt you need more cushions/blankets etc to build a fort for adult-sized people? if youre like 8, a fort seems huge with a couch full of cushions and pillows and maybe a sheet or two. 10-12 years later, you may have to step it up a little.

man, a fort would be cool right about now! (ok im done)

[BlueSoxSWJ]

Originally Posted by EE-BO

One thing about one of the captions in there- anyone know what a Fooz Breasticle is?

Well, once we went coed, we had to do something with the "Boy" in Fooz Boy, so the name of that office is now the officeholder's choice, and by tradition it's stayed in the form Fooz B[something].

[PeppyGPhiB]

Glad to see this thread has been revived! I stand by my earlier comment on this page.

[MrSteve]

Ha. What a lame place. Maybe you all like your twister battleship, but one thing I bet you don't do is get laid. Frat life is all about getting laid and playing football and not gay football.

[33girl]

ha ha I forgot about Kedzman and his little jaunt to GC. Talk about the definition of getting pwned.

[MrSteve]

Originally Posted by 33girl

ha ha I forgot about Kedzman and his little jaunt to GC. Talk about the definition of getting pwned.

This comment is mightily confusing.

Anyways, it's clear to me that the composite is the one thing you don't fuck *with.*

[chickenoodle]

Originally Posted by MrSteve

Frat life is all about getting laid and playing football and not gay football.

Somebody should tell Epsilon Theta that... they are obviously missing the point of Greek Life

Anyways, I read their rush schedule (from the link previously provided) and I guess it's just me, but their events sound awesome. Chainmail making? Drowning things in chocolate? Dramatic Princess Bride Reading? Joss Whedon? Corn Maze?

Ok... I guess I am a bit of a nerd, but I'd love to hang out with these guys...

[PeppyGPhiB]

Originally Posted by chickenoodle

Somebody should tell Epsilon Theta that... they are obviously missing the point of Greek Life

Anyways, I read their rush schedule (from the link previously provided) and I guess it's just me, but their events sound awesome. Chainmail making? Drowning things in chocolate? Dramatic Princess Bride Reading? Joss Whedon? Corn Maze?

Ok... I guess I am a bit of a nerd, but I'd love to hang out with these guys...

Whoa, I better check out this year's schedule...sounds like it's been updated!

[AwsumChica]

Originally Posted by MrSteve

Ha. What a lame place. Maybe you all like your twister battleship, but one thing I bet you don't do is get laid. Frat life is all about getting laid and playing football and not gay football.

Wait. How is a coed house less gay than a single sex house?

[Alumiyum]

I want to join this jolly band of merry makers. Their rush schedule is hilarious.