Favorite SNL Quotes

[Sister Havana]

So many of mine have been mentioned already! Some others:

-Wayne's World - how can that be forgotten?
-The Real World-Chicago (from 1996, with Bob Dole as one of the roommates!)
-Bad Idea Jeans - "Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"
-The SuperFans. "Daaaa Bearssss!"
-VH1's Behind the Music: The Super Bowl Shuffle.

[Senusret I]

Kristen Wiig has given me whole new generations of quotes....

"Don't make me sing."

"Thomas! Oh, Thomas!"

and

"So, kind of better than you, soooooo....."

Being my favorites.

[sand$blue]

Originally Posted by AnchorAlumna

"What's this about Russian jewelry?" (proceeds with a 30-second rant) - Roseann Roseannadanna
"Uh, that's Russian JEWRY. The Jewish people in Russia."
"Oh. Never mind." - Roseann

My husband will never let me live this one down - I actually said the same thing once!

Can we ever forget the Bass-O-Matic?

[BraveMaroon]

"Hey, hey - we're Adobe! The little car that's made out of clay!"

Basically, any of the commercials...

"Colon Blow and youuuuuuuuuu!"

The Love Toilet

Handi-Off and Toe-Riffic...

[jennyj87]

The whole lawrence welk show skit was my favorite.

"With my, by myself".
"I found a dead cat on the side of the road so i took it home and i cooked it and i put honey on it and i ate it is that bad to do do do do do do do do do"

[jennyj87]

OH and of course,
"say hi to your mother for me"

[Senusret I]

Originally Posted by jennyj87

The whole lawrence welk show skit was my favorite.

"With my, by myself".
"I found a dead cat on the side of the road so i took it home and i cooked it and i put honey on it and i ate it is that bad to do do do do do do do do do"

LMAOOOOO

"And I like can I touch"