Can you imitate your favorite GC poster?

[Senusret I]

Originally Posted by macallan25

I see what you did here.

Haha, easy though, I was never that brutal...more like things that just would really piss you off/irritate you.

Like: " I hope you drop your only set of car keys down a water drain."

Thank you for noticing. I like to think I was remixing both of our styles -- your tone with what I wish would actually happen to him.

[AlwaysSAI]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

It was a random guess. I don't even think I've seen your MySpace. I try to avoid MySpace like the plague, except to check one group that's got news on one of the authors I read.

Are you serious? Because I really do drive a 1995 saturn.

Spooky.

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Tired eyes = "Candy stripper"

Your eyes got tired and you started thinking about strippers? *blank stare* Add "tired eyes" to the list of things a woman I date cannot have--right between acrylic nails and heels that are too skinny. They're all equally hoe-ish.

[Senusret I]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Your eyes got tired and you started thinking about strippers? *blank stare* Add "tired eyes" to the list of things a woman I date cannot have--right between acrylic nails and heels that are too skinny. They're all equally hoe-ish.

I KNEW IT!!!!!!

[CutiePie2000]

This should be easy to detect, if only by the colour of the font:

"This is why I have been MIA recently. I was incarcerated!
Details later... "

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Your eyes got tired and you started thinking about strippers? *blank stare* Add "tired eyes" to the list of things a woman I date cannot have--right between acrylic nails and heels that are too skinny. They're all equally hoe-ish.

Bravo

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by AlwaysSAI

Are you serious? Because I really do drive a 1995 saturn.

Spooky.

No, the '98 Honda was the guess - Haley Joel Osment really did drive a '95 Saturn into a mailbox. I always wondered what he was doing with a '95 Saturn in the first place.

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by macallan25

I see what you did here.

Haha, easy though, I was never that brutal...more like things that just would really piss you off/irritate you.

Like: " I hope you drop your only set of car keys down a water drain."

Well . . . there was "Speaking of wood........I hope you get a splinter......IN YOUR EYE."

And then there was "I hope your day ends with an out of control car and a steep cliff."

But my personal favorite was "I hope you get speared by a Zulu" in the Africans are less intelligent than Westerners thread.

This could be a whole thread -- "What's your favorite macallan curse?"

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

This could be a whole thread -- "What's your favorite macallan curse?"

I enjoy this one:

Originally Posted by macallan25

Screw it..........I hope you learn the English language..........soon.

While not as cutting as his "curses", it's simpleness speaks the truth.

[SydneyK]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

This could be a whole thread -- "What's your favorite macallan curse?"

I personally was a fan of his "...Soon" Era:

"I hope your computer catches on fire.... soon"
"I hope you lose your wallet.... soon"
"I hope your computer crashes... soon"
and as AF has already pointed out, "I hope you learn the English language... soon"

Ah, how I miss the Days of Soon.

[KSig RC]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Your eyes got tired and you started thinking about strippers? *blank stare* Add "tired eyes" to the list of things a woman I date cannot have--right between acrylic nails and heels that are too skinny. They're all equally hoe-ish.

This is pretty solid, but it could be even more asinine and everyday, like:

This women nowadays, I tell ya - all they want to do is have sex, enjoy themselves, and vote. Notice how I used the Oxford comma there. Not me, though - I just want a women to settle down, cook pies and shut the fuck up. Notice I did NOT use the Oxford comma there. None of these new-age voting whores for me - hell no. Sexual promiscuity is a scourge upon my 1950s ideals - write it in the sky in gossamer tears: I WILL NOT DATE A WOMAN UNLESS SHE BLEEDS ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, A LA THE DARK AGES. I have not read "Chronicle of a Death Foretold" by Marquez, but if I had, I assure you I would understand the irony.

Whew, I blacked out there - sorry, I got a little out of control.

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

This is pretty solid, but it could be even more asinine and everyday, like:

This women nowadays, I tell ya - all they want to do is have sex, enjoy themselves, and vote. Notice how I used the Oxford comma there. Not me, though - I just want a women to settle down, cook pies and shut the fuck up. Notice I did NOT use the Oxford comma there. None of these new-age voting whores for me - hell no. Sexual promiscuity is a scourge upon my 1950s ideals - write it in the sky in gossamer tears: I WILL NOT DATE A WOMAN UNLESS SHE BLEEDS ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, A LA THE DARK AGES. I have not read "Chronicle of a Death Foretold" by Marquez, but if I had, I assure you I would understand the irony.

Whew, I blacked out there - sorry, I got a little out of control.

And yours could have been better with the addition of:

I need a woman who takes care of her feet and legs. She needs to be going in for a pedicure every week. I can't stand a girl with nasty-looking toes. And she's got to lotion up those legs. Nothing worse than a girl with ashy legs.

[AlethiaSi]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

This is pretty solid, but it could be even more asinine and everyday, like:

This women nowadays, I tell ya - all they want to do is have sex, enjoy themselves, and vote. Notice how I used the Oxford comma there. Not me, though - I just want a women to settle down, cook pies and shut the fuck up. Notice I did NOT use the Oxford comma there. None of these new-age voting whores for me - hell no. Sexual promiscuity is a scourge upon my 1950s ideals - write it in the sky in gossamer tears: I WILL NOT DATE A WOMAN UNLESS SHE BLEEDS ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, A LA THE DARK AGES. I have not read "Chronicle of a Death Foretold" by Marquez, but if I had, I assure you I would understand the irony.

Whew, I blacked out there - sorry, I got a little out of control.

Originally Posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker

And yours could have been better with the addition of:

I need a woman who takes care of her feet and legs. She needs to be going in for a pedicure every week. I can't stand a girl with nasty-looking toes. And she's got to lotion up those legs. Nothing worse than a girl with ashy legs.

H I L A R I O U S.
and dead on.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by SydneyK

I personally was a fan of his "...Soon" Era:

"I hope your computer catches on fire.... soon"
"I hope you lose your wallet.... soon"
"I hope your computer crashes... soon"
and as AF has already pointed out, "I hope you learn the English language... soon"

Ah, how I miss the Days of Soon.

These are great.
The bolded apply to several GCers.

[mulattogyrl]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Your eyes got tired and you started thinking about strippers? *blank stare* Add "tired eyes" to the list of things a woman I date cannot have--right between acrylic nails and heels that are too skinny. They're all equally hoe-ish.

That was a good one

This could be a whole thread -- "What's your favorite macallan curse?"

For real!