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[IrishLake]

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

Damn you, manscaping. Why must you itch so much? I can't keep scratching my no-no place during business hours

Sounds like you need Coochy. It keeps your hair smooth and prevents razor burn!

[sanjiyan69]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

I thought you were married.

I am. That's why bad thoughts need to go away.

[sanjiyan69]

I work as an on-call interpreter and I do a lot of the work in the hospital. Last week I had to sit through a pelvic exam and interpret for the doctor. I had to describe every thing doctor said to my client in Chinese. TMI.

[tld221]

I miss this thread LMAO. And Dionysus.

I feel like I'm owed money. Time to go beat something...

[PiKA2001]

Originally Posted by sanjiyan69

I work as an on-call interpreter and I do a lot of the work in the hospital. Last week I had to sit through a pelvic exam and interpret for the doctor. I had to describe every thing doctor said to my client in Chinese. TMI.

A lot of non-English (Chinese) speaking people in Grand Rapids?

[sanjiyan69]

There are quite a bit of non-English speakers in/around Grand Rapids. This lady (and her husband) lives in Wayland, about 30 min south of Grand Rapids.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by IrishLake

Sounds like you need Coochy. It keeps your hair smooth and prevents razor burn!

I tried and tried, but couldn't get past the first sentence.

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

QFLULZ

What does this mean? No matter how hard I try, I can only read that as "Quaffles."

This sucks. I was super excited when my "visitor" ended a couple days earlier than usual. It's been like 3 days and it just started again. Flippin' awesome. Not.

Annoyed kitteh iz annoyed.

[knight_shadow]

LULZ = LOLs

so...quoted for LOLs

[tld221]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

What does this mean? No matter how hard I try, I can only read that as "Quaffles."

This sucks. I was super excited when my "visitor" ended a couple days earlier than usual. It's been like 3 days and it just started again. Flippin' awesome. Not.

Annoyed kitteh iz annoyed.

That isn't uncommon actually.

QFLULZ = quoted for LULZ, the plural of LOL (also: lawl)

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by tld221

That isn't uncommon actually.

It is for me.

Originally Posted by tld221

(also: lawl)

This is how MommyCG pronounces it. She thought it was a word.

[Sisco Kid]

Originally Posted by sanjiyan69

This thread so has much win.

I went out to lunch with my ex-coworker last week. She's a tall girl (5'10") that is very curvy. We used to chat on skype while at work because we were so bored at work. I love curvy girls and this girl is freaky. She could knock you unconscious with her boobs and they look delicious. Time to get bad thoughts out of my head.

Haha! Nice. There's nothing like a chick with a nice set of titts.

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

I thought you were married.

What's the matter sweet pea? Was his post too X rated for miss goody two shoes?

[Sisco Kid]

Originally Posted by tld221

I miss this thread LMAO. And Dionysus.
...

Yeah, I'd like to nail that chick. I like her.

[christiangirl]

*snicker*

[DiamondAthena]

This past weekend I went on a trip. My husband stayed home alone but was out all day Sunday, so my dog was home alone (she is not locked up, but we just close most doors) My husband forgot to close my office door. She got into something which made her sick (she can open doors sometimes and figured out how to get into the garage and maybe ate something out there) she had really wet bm's all over the office and puked all over our bedroom. When my husband got home and attempted to clean, he pucked on top of some of the mess. Guess he's one of those ppl who sees vomit and has to vomit now. He did his best but I had to come home and finish cleaning. My poor dog, there were scratch marks all along the door frame from where she was trying to get out.