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Old 11-24-2010, 03:42 PM
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Damn you, manscaping. Why must you itch so much? I can't keep scratching my no-no place during business hours
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Old 11-24-2010, 10:48 PM
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Damn you, manscaping. Why must you itch so much? I can't keep scratching my no-no place during business hours
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Old 01-31-2011, 12:01 AM
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I miss this thread LMAO. And Dionysus.

I feel like I'm owed money. Time to go beat something...
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Old 01-31-2011, 02:50 AM
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I miss this thread LMAO. And Dionysus.
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Yeah, I'd like to nail that chick. I like her.
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Old 01-31-2011, 03:23 AM
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Old 11-25-2010, 05:13 PM
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Damn you, manscaping. Why must you itch so much? I can't keep scratching my no-no place during business hours
Second!!

Lotion helps.

I'm not excited to face my post-No Shave November manscape...
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:23 PM
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I've always wondered how masturbation is too much masturbation for a woman. And if it's normal to nearly lose your mind because you haven't done so in a week and a half.

Actually one of my friends asked that, I'm asking that on her behalf.
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Old 12-21-2010, 12:43 AM
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Old 01-30-2011, 04:44 AM
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I've always wondered how masturbation is too much masturbation for a woman. And if it's normal to nearly lose your mind because you haven't done so in a week and a half.
Yeah, I think for a guy wigging off can be too much. I can use last week as an example. I don't usually wig with my hand, I usually use a sock. I roll it up and put it on my johnson, then I lay on the floor or the bed and dry hump. It feels awesome, but last week I just didn't have enough time to wash the sock. If it's not washed, it gets a build up of spew, which gets pretty hard and crusty when it dries, and if I wig long enough in a sock caked up with dried up spew inside, it sometimes cuts my dick. I have a pretty nasty scab on it now from wigging off. It's kind of like a rug burn. The bad thing about it is I can't wig off again until it heals.
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Old 02-06-2011, 05:54 AM
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Yeah, I think for a guy wigging off can be too much. I can use last week as an example. I don't usually wig with my hand, I usually use a sock. I roll it up and put it on my johnson, then I lay on the floor or the bed and dry hump. It feels awesome, but last week I just didn't have enough time to wash the sock. If it's not washed, it gets a build up of spew, which gets pretty hard and crusty when it dries, and if I wig long enough in a sock caked up with dried up spew inside, it sometimes cuts my dick. I have a pretty nasty scab on it now from wigging off. It's kind of like a rug burn. The bad thing about it is I can't wig off again until it heals.
I let my boyfriend read this and he said, "How do you suck at jerking off? This is a fail."

He also told me to tell you take off the sock. If you insist, then stop using the same sock, that's beyond nasty.
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Old 02-06-2011, 05:55 AM
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I let my boyfriend read this and he said, "How do you suck at jerking off? This is a fail."

He also told me to tell you take off the sock. If you insist, then stop using the same sock, that's beyond nasty.
Tell your tard box boyfriend to eat a dick.
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Old 02-06-2011, 05:59 AM
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Tell your tard box boyfriend to eat a dick.
Preferably one that was cut on a crusty sock?

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Old 01-30-2011, 09:55 PM
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Damn you, manscaping. Why must you itch so much? I can't keep scratching my no-no place during business hours
Sounds like you need Coochy. It keeps your hair smooth and prevents razor burn!
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Old 01-31-2011, 12:15 AM
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Sounds like you need Coochy. It keeps your hair smooth and prevents razor burn!
I tried and tried, but couldn't get past the first sentence.
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Old 01-31-2011, 02:19 AM
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This thread so has much win.

I went out to lunch with my ex-coworker last week. She's a tall girl (5'10") that is very curvy. We used to chat on skype while at work because we were so bored at work. I love curvy girls and this girl is freaky. She could knock you unconscious with her boobs and they look delicious. Time to get bad thoughts out of my head.
Haha! Nice. There's nothing like a chick with a nice set of titts.

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