The Fashion Law

[lonestaradpi]

I am a teacher and I see so many fashion felonies every day on my fellow coworkers. Some of them include"
-toes hanging over your sandals
-Keds shoes with the coiled up shoe laces (yes on an adult)
-white skirt with a black thong underneath it and no slip - niiiiice!!
-black pants with brown belt and shoes
-orangy bleached out hair
-sizes way too small b/c they don't want to admit that their ass has gotten bigger
-hideous fluffy hair with extensions added in (I know that this is Texas but come on!!)
-cartoon characters on any clothing, pooh, mickey, etc

Someone call What Not To Wear and have them just come to our school!! Several could benefit from it!!

Here are a few other things that I can't tolerate:

-bows on anyone over the age of 10
-socks with sandals - it is so damn hot here, why would you want to wear socks with your sandals?
-slouchy boots from the 80s, give them to Goodwill!!

I'm sure that I have many other opinions, when I think of them, I will no doubt post them.