The Fashion Law
Okay, so we've been discussing anti sex laws and anti genital piercing laws, but what I want to know is this -- what fashion law would you propose? Have you ever seen someone and said "There ought to be a law!" Have you ever wanted to have something banished from wardrobes everywhere?
If you could make a law against one clothing item, what would it be?
Here's mine -- pleated pants that taper to the ankle. They don't look good on anyone -- if you have a pooch, the pleats make it look even bigger. If you have a big ol' flat butt, the pants draw attention to it. Pleated, tapered pants should be against the law!
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