-- The toilet seat, why does it have to be down? oh - a convience for you. s--t just look before u squat.
--monday nite football--, look monday is only one day out of the week. there is no tuesday or thurday nite football, and , yes i do know that the players can't hear me, and they probaly are not a bunch of stupid non football playing sissys, but yes some times they do play like a bunch of girls.
--Shopping-- no i will not go grocery shopping-- shoe shopping-- to the mall-- to walmart -- to the out lets -- to hollywood video -- to macys -- to diilards-- with you because, despite what you and your girls have come to believe, shopping is not an eight hr adventure. now i will bite the bullet and go with you to Vicky's secret, or to Freddys of Hollywood.
--- xbox-- if the known universe needs to be kept safe for the human race and i'm the only help the Master chief has, then yes i must stay up until 2 or 3 in the morning.
-- slamming doors -- you don't have to slam the kitchen drawers-- cabinets-- car door-- front door -- bedrm door-- bathrm door-- closet door... ... they will close if you just push them
-- come to bed--- may be i'm not sleepy and that's why i'm not comeing to bed. you are sleepy and that's why you're going to bed --- hmmm on second thought maybe i'm ready to cum to bed, sinceyou want to wear that little.. that very little blue thingy from Fredy's of hollywood.
"The only place where sucess comes before work is in the dictionary"
S.B Fuller
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