What do you fight about?
 

What are some of the craziest things that you and your significant other fight or argue about? Things that you know don't make any sense to argue about. My boyfriend and I never argue and whenever I try to pick a fight with him he will either do something to make me forget I want to argue ;) or start telling jokes to make me laugh. Either way, we never argue and I want to just so that we can kiss and make up.

Wow, this could be a very long list. I am going to have to remember some of the recent arguments. People say that we argue like an old married couple. We do argue a lot, but it's never that serious. We have had some serious fights that started out so innocently.

Fights have started over:

Whether or not children should say "ma'am" and "sir" (seems kind of ridiculous now since neither one of us is anywhere close to seriously considering child rearing)

The sleep timer on the TV

A pair of sweatpants on the floor (he started this one, not me)

A sleeveless purple DKNY sweater

I'll have to try to remember all of them because almost al of our fights start out as something stupid.

OMG you too????

The air conditioner. I can't sleep with it on. I'll catch a cold. I'm hoarse right now because of of that dang thing.

Fried shrimp. If we cook it he THINKS he can have like 15 pcs and I have 5. Um.....no. Two grown azz folks fighting over food.

-The air conditioner
-lights-He never turns them off when he leaves a room
-our dogs eating habits-He wants her to be really big but she already weighs 50 pounds
-him leaving the shower curtain open
-what we are having for dinner
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Bmw s65 history

My hunny and I have been together 5.5 years, so I got a few:

* His leaving his dirty socks on the floor
* My need to clean up every little mess in the house
* My "borrowing" his wifebeaters, socks, boxers, t-shirts...:D and making them my nightclothes
* His not cleaning up the kitchen right (he will put dishes in the dishwasher, but won't start it or wipe the counters)
* My using his hairbrush and leaving hair in it
* My taking too much time to get ready in the morning
* Car (when I had a car and we were sharing he would want to put speakers, tint and extra crap on it--I didn't need all that)
*Pets
*Air conditioner (I see some of you have that problem too)

That's funny, cause my parents made us say "Sir" and "Ma'am" when we were growing up....

My hubby and I have fought over:

the right way to load a dish washer
if it is proper to say "mash" when talking about buttons --i.e. mash the enter key on keyboard (he says you should say "press" I say get over it! :rolleyes: )
his driving skills
MONEY
when to cut the grass
what "in a minute" means (i.e. I will do so and so in a minute, or I will be ready in a minute)
If a joke was really funny
What to watch on TV
Who had the most deprived childhood
Who's the most spoiled
who has the craziest sister
politics
the state of Black America
Black colleges
If Spelman is an elitist institution
Corruption in college sports
Referee calls in football or basketball
him getting something to eat right after I cleaned the kitchen
me leaving the lights on
who's going to get out of bed to turn the lights off if both of us were reading with the overhead light on
which family member of mine could beat up which family member of his (now you know Ray Ray would kick your cousin Lamar's behind!)



I could go on and on, but you get the picture..... WE are both pretty opinionated and love a good debate. We used to entertain one of my aunts on a regular basis who would bring on controversial topics just to get us going!

SW14, if you want to have a good arguement you have to be FOCUSED girl, don't let that man distract you! Plus, you have to learn how to laugh and argue at the same time. Those are the best fights! LOL

Make up sex....ahhhhh..... :D

The air conditioner/fan combo (tryin to freeze me to death)

Money

Refilling the water pitcher

Drinkin all the kool-aid and not makin more

PUTTING TISSUE ON THE ROLL WHEN YOU'VE USED THE LAST

ESPN


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

So many things, but making up is the BEST part.

Ummmmmmmmmm Eclipse. . . you know how I felt about LadyGreek using "bad" words, well YOU AND THE MAKE UP SEX is the same daggone thing!!! :eek: :o :eek: :o :eek: :o

We fight over this all the time girl I got some theories about that small little town our men are from!

Other things my husband and I fight over

Money
Putting something to drink back with a corner left.
Grooming our son, changing shorts is not being ready for the day.
His friends (just one in particular)
Going out, two different ideas of fun.
Downloading all kinds of songs and movies onto the computer.
Him going to church.......ughhhh! Get with the program EVERY Sunday!

:mad:

AMEN!!! My boyfriend goes from ESPN->ESPN2->ESPN NEWS-> FOX SPORTS. I don't understand.

Other things we argue about:

Who drives where

My computer usage :o

His gassiness (men can be so downright NASTY!!:mad:)

Grocery Shopping (I go to shop for FOOD, he shops for SNACKS)

Hey! I'm a married woman! I can have sex! he he he :D

**screaming** MY EYES!! MY EYES!! my Fricking EEEEEEYES!!!
:D :o :p

Dang for a minute I thought we were married to the same man....LOL...

We also argue over "the kids" and him babysitting his own kids. But I don't understand how you babysit YOU OWN kids! Please!:rolleyes:

I have more
 

Leaving drawers open (I hate that, close the daggone drawer when you're done)
SportsCenter and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
The right way to grocery shop
The right way to keep a house
Wiping up the water spots on the sink after use
Shoes (mine) in the middle of the floor
The right way to exercise (somebody told him that he was a personal trainer)
Proper spending habits
Wet bathmats
The effectiveness of FAMU SGA

I could go on and on