1) Re: "battering". There are several of us who recall the exact sequences and contents of posts in the threads in question, and that interpretation is not at all consistent with what happened. Perception does not always equal reality. See my post upthread re: feelings are not facts.
2) If you guys think the JL is elitist, well, anyone in Tucson can join here. Seriously. They let anyone in. They are too busy with their projects to worry about what zip code you live in, or any of that other nonsense. There are other, much more exclusive organizations here. JL is not that way.
3)

I am a little annoyed that you guys are having caramel popcorn and wine and all of a sudden I am out in the cold. Why was I not invited or included? I am, after all, the most Panhellenic-spirited poster on GreekChat. And, I bake. Did I get put in the corner and no one told me? My feelings are seriously hurt, my knickers are in a twist, I popped my pearls, boo-bucking-hoo.
4) What is your GLO, Hartofsec? I know it can't possibly be Chi Omega or Alpha Delta Pi because their published creeds sure don't reflect in your posts. I've taken the time to read up on almost every NPC's published creed or symphony or values or mission statement; this month I am celebrating a different NPC GLO every day on my FB page. I have learned a lot about the other 25 sororities (and, after I finish with the NPC, I'm doing the NPHC. And then I'll take requests for any other GLOs).
5) 33 - I caught the NBH thing, my jaw still hurts from hitting the floor. AAMOF this entire thread is just one big jaw-drop, and it's all because
Mercury is in retrograde. And don't be calling up she who shall not be named, please.
6) If this thread gets locked after I post, or there are no more posts, then I know it is true: my power to kill threads is intact.