Funny Jokes

[adpiucf]

GC, can you help out a friend with some humor? My sorority sister's husband is only 32 years old and he is expecting a liver transplant at the end of the month. They're both anxious about the procedure, and have asked for funny jokes to help alleviate their anxiety.

If you have a joke to share, please post it below and I'll send it on to them! Isn't there a saying that laughter is the best medicine?

Thank you so much!

[ASUADPi]

all of mine are blonde jokes (because like seriously I love blonde jokes). I know some religious ones and AZ Cardinal ones (that isn't too funny anymore). I know I'm not a lot of help

[aephi alum]

He may appreciate this if he and/or his wife have ever had a dog or cat.

There were two cartoon panels from "The Far Side" that I believe were published one day after the other. I don't remember the exact wording, so bear with me.

Day 1 had two panes.
Pane 1 shows a man scolding his dog: "Now, Ginger, I've told you again and again not to pee on the couch! Bad Ginger! Bad bad dog, Ginger!"
Pane 2 shows what the dog hears: "Blah GINGER blah blah blah blah GINGER blah blah GINGER!"

Day 2 also had two panes.
Pane 1 shows a man scolding his cat: "Bad Fluffy! No scratching the furniture, Fluffy! You know you're not allowed to scratch the furniture, Fluffy! Bad cat, Fluffy!"
Pane 2 shows what the cat hears: " "
(Yes, that is intentionally blank.)

I hope your sister's husband has a successful surgery and quick recovery.

[GeorgiaGreek]

If he's a science person, Chemistry Cat jokes are always good.
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says "hey, get out of here!" Argon doesn't react.

Also, standard joke beginning, IRL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q