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Jokes
Okay guys- I really need your help! I am taking a speech communication class and we really only have to do two speeches, one is a main speech at the end of the course which I do not know what it is about- but the other one is just telling a joke to the class. I have to tell my joke next week, and was wondering if anyone of you knew any good ones. They can be one-liners or story jokes.
Does anyone have any good clean jokes?
I have one that I am thinking about telling but I don't know how the class will like it....
There is this couple that is expecting their first child, the woman goes into birth and has the baby. The doctor comes back with some bad news: their child was born without a torso, arms, or legs-- so it is just a head. They were shocked at first, but grew to love their child like a normal one. Twenty one years later it is the child's 21st birthday. The father takes his son out for his first drink. When they walk into the bar everyone is shocked to see a man with a "head". Anyway they order a drink and the father gives his son the alcohol. Seconds later out pops a torso! Everyone at the bar grows quiet, the father gets really excited and gives his son another shot, seconds later out pop two arms. Everyone at the bar is excited at this point, so for the first time ever, the child gets the shot glass and takes a drink. Seconds later, two legs pop out!! The child is so happy he gets up, stumbles to the right, stumbles to the left, gets so excited and runs out of the bar screaming and yelling. Just then, a truck drives by, runs over him, and kills him instantly. He father then sobs after what just happened. Just then he notices the bartender mumbling something to himself. The father approches him and asks what he keeps saying, and the bartender says to him, "you're son should have just quit while he was AHEAD!"
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