I really need to shower. I just reached in my underwear, scratched my balls, and they smell really bad. Now my hand smells like sweaty balls.
I could have lived my whole life not knowing that.
Soooo my now ex-co-worker has a lip ring and I really wanna make out with him just so I can know what it feels like. He said it feels good when the girl he's kissing tugs on it and it took all my self-control not to volunteer.....
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