A gal I know and her sister once brought an entire Costco pizza into a theater fresh from the box. If I can find the DIY instructions she posted on Facebook, I'll post it here.
Wow. I wouldn't go that far, but WOW. That's like smuggling a mattress out of a hotel. They go into the hall of fame for that one.
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