In this thread we quote from "The Golden Girls"

[33girl]

He's gay as a picnic basket.

[indygphib]

Originally Posted by 33girl

He's gay as a picnic basket.

I use that line ALL the time!

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes

Blanche: I can't believe you said that! Oh if I weren't a lady I'd deck you.
Dorothy: You try and I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date.

Lol...what episode is that from??

Originally Posted by indygphib

I use that line ALL the time!

Poor CoCo. Cut after the first episode.

[LXA SE285]

Sophia basks in the afterglow with her boyfriend Tony ...

Tony: You're good. Where'd a nice Sicilian girl like you learn to do things like that?

Sophia: I live with a slut.

[*winter*]

Sophia:Sticks and stones may break your bones, but cement pays homage to tradition!

Blanche & Dorothy @ checkout in grocery store. Dorothy is buying a long roll of pepperoni...

Blanche:I'm not paying for this... Nightstick...

Dorothy:It's a pepperoni

Blanche:It's obscene!

Dorothy:(Recalling Sophia's advice on how to deal with Bullies in school...If that doesn't work, tell them, my mother can have you eliminated with one phone call.

Rose: This reminds me of the great herring war...
Blanche:The great herring war!?

Blanche is going on about sexual exploits she had while growing up in the Atlanta area...

Dorothy:I'm just thinking aloud here, but isn't Atlanta where the Center for Disease Control is?

[LXA SE285]

Presented without comment.

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[ThetaPrincess24]

That is awesome!

[BetteDavisEyes]

Actually, that gay picnic basket quote came from the episode where Blanche's brother came out of the closet.


Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a long, hot, steamy bath with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms.
Sophia: You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?!


Dorothy: CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!
Cashier: Calm down, lady! You just get out of prison?


Martha: She suffered so. It was a blessing in disguise.
Sophia: I always wondered why blessings wore disguises. If I were a blessing, I'd run around naked.


Blanche: Don't worry Sophia. There are other fish in the sea.
Sophia: Yeah but all the ones my age are floating on the top!

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes

Actually, that gay picnic basket quote came from the episode where Blanche's brother came out of the closet.

You're right! I keep mixing up these episodes.

[LXA SE285]

Poor Dorothy once again defends herself from accusations of ugliness ...

Blanche: Dorothy, please, this is lunacy! Since when do you care how you look?

Dorothy: I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!

Blanche: Dorothy, this is a stunningly beautiful dress. People expect to see me in something stunningly beautiful!

Dorothy: And what do they expect to see me in, Blanche, a yarmulke and a Hefty bag?