2.5 Kids' Krappy Marriage

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

And you should be the last person to talk about or give advice on things related to fraternity and sorority life since you're hardly a member. Laying in bed next to a Kappa does not qualify you. Move around.

True dat CT4...laying in bed next to a Kappa really doesn't qualify her for such topics...it only means she's satisfied cause she's still sleeping next to him! I normally charge for that type of advice, but since I am a Good Kappa, she can have that for free!

[2AndAHalfKids]

Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

True dat CT4...laying in bed next to a Kappa really doesn't qualify her for such topics...it only means she's satisfied cause she's still sleeping next to him! I normally charge for that type of advice, but since I am a Good Kappa, she can have that for free!

Keep selling that myth. It's a lie just to boost the 'mystique' of your particular greek group.

If you were krappy in bed before joining kappa, afterwards you are simply a krappy kappa.

Have a great playoff day. That is all.

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids

Keep selling that myth. It's a lie just to boost the 'mystique' of your particular greek group.

If you were krappy in bed before joining kappa, afterwards you are simply a krappy kappa.

Have a great playoff day. That is all.

Why would I have to sell you a myth that you already purchased and are still using? Now THAT is all...

[2AndAHalfKids]

Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

Why would I have to sell you a myth that you already purchased and are still using? Now THAT is all...

I was married to this man for 11 years before he went Kappa.

Are you willing to go on record as stating that your MIP process includes a section on mindblowing sex? Maybe he missed that session...nothing has changed except the shimmy sham thing that he does before coming to bed with the crimson thongs. KAY is written right on the triangle, right above the crack of his....

Jelly belly and dimpled shimmy is not a PRETTY sight.

Oww Oww Not.

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids

I was married to this man for 11 years before he went Kappa.

Are you willing to go on record as stating that your MIP process includes a section on mindblowing sex? Maybe he missed that session...nothing has changed except the shimmy sham thing that he does before coming to bed with the crimson thongs. KAY is written right on the triangle, right above the crack of his....

Jelly belly and dimpled shimmy is not a PRETTY sight.

Oww Oww Not.

Way too much info...nevertheless...if the man is that bad...you've been a permenant fixture for 11 years...so my organization has nothing to do with your "bad" hubby, so the whole point(because you obviously missed it) is please leave my organization out of your unhappy life.

[2AndAHalfKids]

Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

Way too much info...nevertheless...if the man is that bad...you've been a permenant fixture for 11 years...so my organization has nothing to do with your "bad" hubby, so the whole point(because you obviously missed it) is please leave my organization out of your unhappy life.

You are right up to a point...however, your organization is in my household unceasingly and it is causing a middle aged man to think he is 19 again. That is the kappativating problem.

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids

You are right up to a point...however, your organization is in my household unceasingly and it is causing a middle aged man to think he is 19 again. That is the kappativating problem.

So what does venting here get you in your relationship with your hubby?