Quote:
Originally Posted by CrackerBarrel
You don't wanna be first and you don't wanna be last.
I dunno, it's a funny thing to joke with pledges about.
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I love yelling "Bring out the goat!" when they're all lined up.
eta: do you really not know what the goats about?
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Overall, though, it's the bigness of the car that counts the most. Because when something bad happens in a really big car – accidentally speeding through the middle of a gang of unruly young people who have been taunting you in a drive-in restaurant, for instance – it happens very far away – way out at the end of your fenders. It's like a civil war in Africa; you know, it doesn't really concern you too much. - P.J. O'Rourke
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