torn- NEED HELP ASAP!!!!

[Senusret I]

I heard the Misfits' songs were better.

[cuteASAbug]

My mother called Josie and Pussycats nationals because she knows just how good I look in animal print. The woman was really nice and friendly and even offered to write me a rec, until she saw my measurements and realized that I'm a size 4! Apparently the absolute largest they will take is a size 2, and that's if you're a double legacy. I need to lose 50 pounds before they'll consider me. Their motto is No Fat Chicks. My mom tried telling them that I'm not fat, I'm just big boned, but they didn't want to hear it and hung up on her. She wants to sue them for defamation of character, but I'm scared that if she does that, then I won't get in anymore, and this is my one true home. What do ya'll think?

[violetpretty]

I heard a rumor that Beanie Babies is colonizing next year. They're really popular nationally, but the new chapter will be desperate for members. You should totally wait it out.

[cuteASAbug]

Originally Posted by violetpretty

I heard a rumor that Beanie Babies is colonizing next year. They're really popular nationally, but the new chapter will be desperate for members. You should totally wait it out.

OMG! Why are you being so mean to me? What did I ever do to you?! Srsly. You really must hate new posters.

[violetpretty]

Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

OMG! Why are you being so mean to me? What did I ever do to you?! Srsly. You really must hate new posters.

I was just saying, it'd be an easy in! Srsly. And then you can transfer to a school where Beanie Babies is the shit.

[12dn94dst]

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[texas*princess]

Originally Posted by 12dn94dst

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

The Barbies at my school are definitely pretty but they sure can be mean girls!

I heard Skipper is in rehab Everyone says she did drugs and that's how she was so skinny

The Ken fraternity on my campus are ALL hot though!

[sageofages]

Originally Posted by texas*princess

The Barbies at my school are definitely pretty but they sure can be mean girls!

I heard Skipper is in rehab Everyone says she did drugs and that's how she was so skinny

The Ken fraternity on my campus are ALL hot though!

Uh...the Ken Fraternity on What-stud-ee U are not all that hot!

The Jem group held a toga with them and well let's just say rumor has it that there isn't a whole lot under those sheets!

[cuteASAbug]

Originally Posted by Fleur de Lis

I am going through recruitment at Big Competitive State U and really want to be a Barbie!!!!!1111!!

And I am a Legacy! My mom was a Barbie at the same school, but she was dismissed for sneaking GI Joe into the house (this was before Ken) and revealing Barbie ritual info at a frat party. Do you think this effects my legacy standing?

Strawberry Shortcake is practically begging me to join, but HELLO I am a BLONDE and they are all REDHEADS!!

Oh, and I'm 28 and a senior and have two kids and one on the way - do you think Barbie will hold this against me????

Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

Well a couple of years ago, one of the Barbies got kicked out for being pregnant when she wasn't married, so that may work against you. My Dogwalker's manicurist was a Barbie at Podunk College. She could totally write you a rec.

Originally Posted by 12dn94dst

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Hukd on fonics wurkd fer u. Reading is fundamental. But srsly, Barbie is like the worst house ever!!! What they did to poor Midge is still talked about. If you don't believe me, check here. Why would you want to join a house with that kind of stigma attached to it? Unless, of course, you likebeing known as the girl who produces children out of wedlock. In which case, I'm sure the Precious Moments girls can have a special candlelight just for you. But all kidding aside, Barbie is still struggling to regain popularity after their dirty laundry got aired all over the United States. They're so desperate for members and credibility now, that they're willing to take anyone. They're totally not picky. You should definitely go for it.

[LatinaAlumna]

Originally Posted by 12dn94dst

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Pffft! You think that is hard? Try getting into the TERESA'S. They only take girls who had their quinces featured on MTV Super Sweet Sixteen.
And...I heard they won't even go NEAR the Los gatos del trueno/Thundercats Fraternidad, Incorporados. Too good for them.

*sobbing*

I never stood a chance to be a Teresa. I had to become....a...DORA EXPLORER!!!!!!

[SydneyK]

Originally Posted by LatinaAlumna

I had to become....a...DORA EXPLORA!!!!!!

Yeah, that sucks. But at least you get to hang out with the Diegos.

[alphagamgirlie]

Originally Posted by 12dn94dst

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

OMG size 2??? WTF, I heard it was size 0...they were dirty rushing me telling me they were THE size 0 sorority saying they wanted my skinny size 0 fabulous self with them, thankfully I ditched the Barbie size 2 sorority, they're fatties!!!!!!! Ewwwwwww... gross!!!! What cows!!! that means...oh my, they must be tripping on acid during their fat-circling ritual to THINK they're size 0!!!! What druggies!!!!

[tld221]

i think *someone* needs my rec back.

maybe if you stop going to Shortcake's COB events and eating all their snacks, you wouldnt be in this situation.

and Josie and the Pussycats may be hot in animal print, but they party like rockstars. you wanna get caught up with that lifestyle, be my guest. plus i hear the Fraggle Rock girls are their suppliers. One of them tried to sell some stuff to me. she was so queer, she was all like, "i'm a pusher tld221, i'm a pusher." what does that even mean? like a drug pusher? probably.

weird.

[texas*princess]

Originally Posted by tld221

she was all like, "i'm a pusher tld221, i'm a pusher." what does that even mean? like a drug pusher? probably.

weird.

bwahahaha



cuteASAbug - I think if Josie & the Pussycats is your true home, you should go to the HQ w/ your mom and a leopard print jumpsuit and have her explain to them what an excellent student you are and how you would be an asset to their chapter.

If this is your dream, you can't give up!

[scbelle]

I don't understand why we're bashing each other! Y'all are just a bunch of snarks (not SNORKS, because they're actualy kewl. ) I think until you grow up, or until GC starts closing the memberships, I will leave. *sniff* (Read: I will still lurk around, stalk others, and interject into conversations that have nothing to do with me just so I can cause mo' drama.)