Life's short, get a divorce

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

Then why is the divorce rate so high?

1) Britney Spears
2) Fundamentalists who get married at 18 so they can engage in some God-sanctioned boning
3) People who get married more than once are much more likely to end up in divorce in subsequent marriages
4) Lack of adequate pre-marital counseling