When did P*nis to *ss become an acceptable form of hello??

[KSig RC]

Originally Posted by #3 Tsunami

If he grabs you like that, you should take it as a compliment cause the ugly girls stand there hoping to get a penis in they're butt too.

This is the best thing I've ever read on this site

[sdsuchelle]

This reminds me of a Dane Cook joke...

"Dude, we gotta go out, man. Let's go."
"Naw, I don't wanna go out."
"Come on, dude, let's go get some chicks."
"Yeah? Just like that? What about that whole middle ground where YOU'RE AN IDIOT?"
"No dude, let's go get some CHICKS."

So they wanted to go dancing, right? Guys go to the clubs, cause that's where, you know, you go.. the girls go. Girls go to DANCE. You get ready with your friends.

"This time let's just go DANCE tonight! Let's just... Fuck guys tonight. Let's just stand in a circle around our shoes and our pocketbooks... And let's just dance. And if guys come near us we'll taser them. Zzzt. No guys."

You never hear a guy say to one of his buddies, "Hey listen, Mike, Michael. Tonight, dude? I gotta dance. What, chicks? No, no. Fuck chicks, dude. I wanna dance. I just want to express myself through the art of dance, Mike. I don't wanna see a chick..."